De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by Sting
Obviously anything by Sting is shit, but this song stands above all others as a crime against humanity. I have a friend who loves Sting so much he owns every one of his obscure albums and loves to play the "funny" tracks. I think I may have to smother him. I hate this song so much that I created an account just to post it here.
(Dr. Psycho, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 1:10, closed)