Anything
by Craig Fucking David.

God I hate that guy. From his pissy little beard that he drew on himself with biro, to the shitty little beany he always wears because undernearth he's probably got the worst afro since before scissors were invented or a receeding hairline that gives him a 7 inch forehead.

AND the fact he has to mention his own name every 5 fucking seconds throughout his songs because by the time you've got that far in your brain is so badly damaged you can't remember who's singing, what they're singing about or where you live.

All I ask is for 5 minutes alone with him. Just me, him, a 2 by 4 and no witnesses. Actually, sod it - I want witnesses so I can claim my knighthood after.

Grrrraaaaarrggghh!!!

*rant over*
( Weetobix, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:09, Reply)