"Honey" By Bobby fucking Goldsboro
From the dreadfully sugar-coated introduction to the last morbid reminiscence of his dead wife, you, like I, will want to rip the CD player apart with your teeth to get it to stop making that appalling noise before the bloody angels come to take her away halfway through. I hate this record with a passion. It is, and always will be, the worst record ever recorded. It makes my teeth stand on end it's that sickly. Everyone involved with its writing, recording, production and dissemination deserve nothing better than slow, painful death. Please, I beg you, don't play this record!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 14:16, Reply)