Well...
...I was married for 17 years.

I win.

(Seriously, though- her idea of sex was for me to grope her until she gave an exasperated sigh and growled "Okay, come here" and flung back the covers as though she had just let rip with a monumental fart. And then she wondered why most of the time I turned her down and went to sleep...)

(On the plus side, now at the age of 44 I have a girlfriend who's two years older than I am, and I am getting the best sex of my life. And the ex sleeps alone.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, Reply)