lubricious
I was having a rather gratuitous but very hot fling with this guy... anyway, during a particular raunchy encounter he triumphantly produced a massive bottle of lube and proceeded to put it to very good use where the sun don't shine.

It took me a week to realise that he'd obviously had the anticipation and the foresight to buy this lube well in advance.

It took me another 2 days to figure out that it had taken me a week to realise that, and that to my shame it hadn't occurred to me to be remotely shocked until 9 days later.

(Worst sex I ever had? Er, no. Some of the best actually, but I feel obliged to pretend it was horrific.)
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, closed)