I could preface this story with a long and detailed introduction...
...however, I was drunk, so I won't.

I took it up the arse from my ex and her vibrator, while she performed the five knuckle shuffle on me.

Felt pretty good (apparently I can take quite a bit) but the loss of tension in the o-ring is palpable for at least 24 hours afterwards.

Click 'I like this' if you laughed.
(brackishboy cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:44, closed)