not me
but my friend karl, who is an adventurous fellow. He likes to do silly things with some of his conquests.

like the time he takes home some lass he picked up in the club. he fell asleep, during play, on top. Both arms locked, propping him up from the bed. presumabl snoring as loud as he usually does.
the next thing he knows is it's morning, she's gone, and he has a MASSIVE foot-shaped bruise on his chest.

or the time his girlfriend bit him 'down there'.
Mind you, she was justified, cos while she was doing the deed, he was watching the snooker, and started clapping as 'hendry got a century break'.

he's done funnier things, but he (and we) think they're fantastic, such as the time he did a 'spiderman' on some unsuspecting girl. they'd be much better in a 'silly things youve done during sex' QotW
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:33, Reply)