There are meerkats on the telly.
There are baby meerkats on the telly.
BBC2.
Meerkats are very good indeed.
( Druid, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:04, archived)

Damn
Again, I wish I could get BBC2. I'll have to google for my meerkat fix. Then possibly turn it into meerkat porn.
( useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)

Why can't you get BBC2?

(Londingham ., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)

Bugger all TV reception
I get slightly dodgy BBC1, and C4. I think it's the knackered old aerial socket in my room. It's rusty and skew-iff (does that even have a proper spelling?)
( useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:20, archived)

with those eyes,
they look quite emo.
( Goldfish_, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)

...with a cock.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)

They have a very delicate technique.

( Goldfish_, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)

The telly is all the way down stairs, though.

( Comma, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:10, archived)

The baby meerkats are mucking about.
Just pretend that Clord is a meerkat.
( Druid, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)

Clord is all the way downstairs too.

( Comma, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:13, archived)

*Places mirrors at strategic points*

( Taylorcamb, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)

*invents the optical fibre*

( Sygiinu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:15, archived)