A Song For Derbyshire! (Though its 5 miles down the road)
Writing and composing a song for the b3tavision song contest, couldn't do West Yorkshire as that has been taken, so I'm on the doorstep of the Peak District so taken that instead.

It has to be 2 minutes or less, there is no timer on Reason, it seemed long.. but 1:57! BOO YAH!

The song is about a person who suffers incontinence when with the partner of his dreams, and ends up losing them because they think he's weird.

The question is, should the song be called:

A) I Piss Myself
or
B) Little Yellow Tear

The lyrics are as follows:

I felt it trickle down
And pool beneath my feet
It’s the effect you have on me
You make my bladder weak

I thought it was something else
Perhaps bad AIDS of the dick
But it’s all clear now
You control my prick

You make me piss myself
I wee with no regard
And when I piss myself
I look like a tard

You watch me piss myself
You find it rather weird
You run as I piss myself
Rejection as I feared

Please come back
I wee to show my love for you
My dear

Please come back
A life without you
Makes my willy shed
A little yellow tear

I should sleep.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 4:45, archived)

I vote for little yellow tear!

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 9 May 2007, 4:50, archived)

I vote for B (Little Yellow Tear)
Also, I've decided to stop pissing in my chair because it gets swampy feeling. I mean, yeah. I'm too lazy to get up, but I don't like it.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 9 May 2007, 4:51, archived)

awwh bless
i shall call it Little Yellow Tear,

the question is WHERE THE COCK CAN I UPLOAD IT, RIGHT NOW?

I don't have a tripcode for cr3's site yet, cos i'm a rubbish.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 4:55, archived)

Send it to me over MSN and I'll host it?
(contact in profile)
/edit: or email it or whatever?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 9 May 2007, 4:57, archived)

find me the download address for an FTP program
and the webspace FTP address for pipex and i'll put it on my webspace for you.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 9 May 2007, 4:57, archived)

that confused the flaps out of me
so i just bothered the syncubus.

yays! www.barlowz.net/MCQ/MCQ-%20Little%20Yellow%20Tear.mp3
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 5:08, archived)

LOL
It's no bother

/edit: and I like your voice.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 9 May 2007, 5:11, archived)

*heart*

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 5:14, archived)

I LIKE IT!
well done that man.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 9 May 2007, 5:14, archived)

hurrahs!
derbyshire! 12 points!
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 5:17, archived)