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"I DONT NO WHO DIS IS BUT I NIKED DIS FONE OFF SOME QUEER BLOKE I STABED HIM IN DA FACE IT WOZ WELL FUNNY INNIT HE IS WELL DED"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

this made me laugh
more than it should
( jenpots, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Oh this ^

( FoldsFive, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)