Seeing as it is late for you lot and the board is pretty slow, you may as well have a story about some "issues" I have had. (basically I would like to see if anyone else has had this happen to them too)
Recently my eldest daughter and mother had asked me to keep a bit of a journal on my life as some rather unusual things have happened (and still do happen) along with some large obstacles overcome which some people view as "remarkable" (not that I see it that way, I just do what I have to do).
The only problem was that every single time I went to write down some of the daily occurunces, I just could not bring myself to do it. When I did I would become physically ill (stomach cramps, vomiting, sweats, runs Basically the whole works!) I thought this may just be psychosematic due to the fact I was recalling the daily stress of an evening. So I tried Writting the things down that I could remember from the previous day first thing in the morning. It started off OK, writing was flowing them BAM! I spewed all over the place and ended up feeling so sick I had to spend the majority of the day in bed and getting no work done whatsoever. By this stage I was starting to worry and think there was something seriously wrong with me so I decided to see a good friend of mine who is a psychologist. To cut a long story short, she suggested that if it was related to the stress and anxiety of the days, that maybe I should prepare myself a bit better (have a nice meal, and relax for a while etc etc). She also suggested that if I could read someone elses journals that maybe it would help me overcome the apparent "issues" that I had with keeping my own. Not having anyone that I could borrow one off, she gave me hers from a particularly stressful period of her life. I got home, had a spectacular dinner, glass of wine and even had some sexy time with wifey. I was relaxed as it gets. Then I snuggle up in bed and proceeded to read her journal. I lasted 1/2 an hour before we had to clean the vom off the bedsheets.
Back to my psych mate I go. She went through more of the standard shite with no real conclusive results. She then ends up referring me to a "friend" of hers who was a psych, but later became a GP and owns the practice as she thought it could be something physical that is just brought on by emotion (just to be on the safe side, you know what docs are like;). Great, not only does this guy not bulk bill, he ends up sending me to 3 different specialists each requiring another visit back to his surgery for the results. 4 weeks and $685.00aud later. NO FUCKING CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME AT ALL!! CUNTS!
Being sick of being fucked around and ripped off my mates so called "friend" (along with his money grabbing buddys), I ended up demanding all of the results be given to me so I can get a second opinion off my own GP that I have used for years. He gives them to me and 2 days later I go to my GP, he goes through the what is happening shit, I tell him the same story I just told you (and others about 20 times). He looks at the results of the specialists and diagnosed the condition on the spot. I am diary intolerant.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:30, archived)

Have you thought about legal action. fucking morons.
You would think the first GP would have spotted that, but being a shrink, NO!!! They would rather think its psychosomatic than something actually wrong with you physically.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)

hmmm
the only person I would sue is the author of the punchline for wasting my time.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)

I was trying not to rise to it...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)

i couldn't help it
this sort of thing brings be out in a rash
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)

Now, delete that first reply;)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:52, archived)

Y?
it was an attempt at being generally passive and just not finding it funny.

also, i sent the link to my friend whos a psychologist, so it'll annoy her sufficiently...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)

Should annoy my psych mate too,
may even fuck with her head a little as she will be thinking "fuck!? did I do that?"
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)

Haha.
I'll just get ripped to shred's for slagging her off. Then maybe offer to make it up to her in a valiant try for sex. and fail.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)

I your psych mate a lesser too?
/knows the feeling
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:02, archived)

no, not at all.
but she will see straight through my plan using her brains{eyes?... braineyes.}. damn her.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)

Arf! I shall
be stealing your braineyes good sir and using it as often as possible* and I might even use it to try and seduce a lesbian psychologist.

*and probably claiming it as my own
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)

I made a funny?
WOO!!!

You'll have to let me know how you get on...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)

Looks into Crystal Ball
hmm..doesn't look promising.

yep, there's the punch to the face right now.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)

Oh dear.
Nevermind.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)

HAHAAA!
At least I have an excuse for my knockbacks!:)
Just for the record, I have managed to bone her on several occasions too! Just a pity she prefers clunge & usually has a girlfriend:(
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)

Thats worse! Its not fair if she lets you have a shot.
Then takes it away again. To be honest I know I could if I wanted to but we live quite far apart.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)

but you do want to

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:13, archived)

Yar.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:37, archived)

It is a total waste of time.


Total.

I dont know whats worse though. That Sir P.N typed all that out or that he has that saved on his computer somewhere for future use.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)

I think
his underpants have it printed on the inside...just so he can get that *special* feeling.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)

must be big pants.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)

They are indeed my friend,
they are indeed.
seeing as i only wear the ones that I get your mum to wear around for 3 days allowing her mimsy to permanently infuse the smell of crusty sailor semen and her cheesy clunge into first!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)

But I was promised those!!
Your taking my inheritance!!!!!!!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)

So is /talk
so I thought it would fit right in.
and no, it is not saved on my computer. but may be on a myspace bulletin I just posted:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)

This ^
lol.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)

*says magic words*


Lurkers Appear!!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)

PANTS BEGONE

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:10, archived)