Johnny Briggs lives in my apartment block
I keep seeing him in the lifts, he's an utter cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Next time you see him, punch him in the face for me
he ruined all the swimming galas at school by turning up and making it all about him. I'll never forget seeing him standing on the balcony in a pink check shirt, smiling and waving at everyone like some sort of wanker.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

when the security bloke was in hospital all the residents signed a card for him
and the biggest signature on it said

GET WELL SOON GORDON
JOHNNY BRIGGS MBE

what a CUNT that man is
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

Hahaha, fucking hell
suddenly his daughter makes more sense.

Still, if he's offended the security then theres hope yet
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

also, he smells of sweat and stale beer most of the time
I should sell this stuff to Hello magazine
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

This is becoming increasingly beautiful
Did he divorce his wife and slip down into the depths of alcoholism and depression?

*hopes*
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

take it from me, he's a self-centred wanker and everyone here despises him with a fiery passion
if I find out which parking space is his I'll key his car for a laugh
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

Haha, splendid
Let me know

*thumbs up*
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)