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I'm going to bed now
I'm going to have dirty dreams about lesbians

I might touch my winkie later
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
Dream about them
Wrestling in large amounts of chocolate flavoured custard.

/Has seen something very similar.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
was it your sister drowning in your dad's diohrrea?
just wondering
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
pfft

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
I feel I should apologise to the entire internet for that post
it was in poor taste
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
My insomnia is beginning to fade for some inexplicable reason.

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)
i'm just waiting for everyone to go to bed
so i can have this place to myself.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
SCOTT!
HELLO YOU SEXY BEAST.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
yes. hello.

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
Sorry, I hadn't planned the conversation further than that.

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
i'm happy with that moment we had just then.
it doesn't require anything further.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
QUICK! GET DRUNK!
or don't, I really couldn't care less

I'm off to bed to have twenty hot wanks at the thought of p_b's sister drowning in diohrrea
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
Don't leave us :-(

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
Nope
Two very fit Australian lasses wrestling in the chocolate custard. No, I'm not making it up.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
oh please just SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TEDIOUS VIRGIN

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
YEAH!

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
Jealous?

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
Are you for real?
I mean, is this you on the internet, or a made up persona? I'm terribly confused.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
of course.
everyone wants their virginity back.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
every post you make on a sexual topic is tainted with the retarded sexuality of a teenage virgin
I don't believe you've ever been within six feet of a woman without her finding you physically and socially repellent

so no, I'm not actually jealous
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
like bags of sand...

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
he's made me angry Dave
it hasn't happened all sodding week and now he's made me angry with his bullshit lesbians in chocolate sauce teenage fantasies
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
Terrible :-(

(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
also
this is just a big fat fucking LIE. Which is probably why you've shrunk the CSS font size in your profile for all your QOTW bullshit answers
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
Yes, I did shrink it
Also, I'm slightly amused by the fact that you feel the need to pick stuff like that apart. Part of me wonders whether this accusing me of being a liar is part of the meme or you're just peeved because I've had a more interesting life than you.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)


(, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)