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yes, ban samurai swords

then homicidal maniacs will be frustarated in their efforts

"i want to go out on a killing spree, but I don't have a katana, I just have a cricket bat, a kitchen knife, a meat cleaver, a hammer, a cordless hedge trimmer and a car, I can't possibly kill people with any of those, I'll just go and watch trisha instead"
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)

This.
Unless we ban kitchen knives as well.

I enjoy cutting my food with salad tongs.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)