"35,000 posts on /talk? do you ever leave the house or get laid when it's not cyber?"
I do - every day in fact, when I go to work. And I don't need to resort to the internet to find a partner, unlike some people I could mention.

Please feel free to dismiss this inconvenient statement of facts as "dull" and project your own psychological insecurities onto me as necessary.

Oh, and I might also mention that I don't flirt with fat failures online in a desperate bid to justify my pointless existence to a world that doesn't really care.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

alright alright!
i don't have the energy to be rude to everyone, it's too hot. i'm sure you've never had to resort to the internet to pull.

bloody hell you're harsh! that was not flirting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)