I would rather shove crisps up my bum
in the hope that Gary Lineker would put his hand up there to retrieve them.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

I have absolutely no idea
what this means or what it's for. But it's good nonetheless.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)