Fred Dibnah

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)

I live up the road from where he used to live.
True fact.

He was awesome :( I'll miss seeing his steam engine pottering about :(.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)

WHY SO SERIOUS?! :'(
www.b3ta.com/board/9052710
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)

Because HE'S DEAD
:(
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)

right. fred's dead.
now shut the fuck up.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5775948
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)

How about you go fuck yourself you prick?
And learn to take advice, either of your shitty cards will be fine you cocksocket.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)

HAHHHAHHHAhahhhahhhhahhhahhahhha
COCKsocket


word of the day

*pisses self
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:09, archived)

fuck you. YOU prick
try scrolling down a bit, i answered you eventually, even validated you, and now you break my heart with your abuse and your funny words.

your advice was shit anyway, you impatient nutsack juggling hedgesquatter.

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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)

Eh?

(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9052828
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)

^that

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:47, archived)

LOL!

(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)

shit thread

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)

threadS
shit threads. all of em.
especially this one: www.b3ta.com/talk/5779242
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)

other messageboards are available

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)

i know
there's /board for starters
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)

gosh, thanks for signing up five years after me and telling me how to do this

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)

We are going to have peace
even if we have to fight for it.
(Fluffster, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)

and after that
we'll start fucking for virginity

form a queue
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)