Ah, ok
I decided to take my surname out of my username, people were starting to find out where I live and sending me gifts.

I got a poo toblerone and seventeen toenail clippings.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Best. Christmas. EVER.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

My nan wasn't appreciative
but she was impressed that I was able to make toenail gravy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Mmmmmm... nicely done

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)