I'm
very drunk.
I need to decide now whether to go out again or have a nap.(And wake up at silly o'clock feelin like shit)
I have a potential date and everything who I have been chasing for months, but I can't really be arsed.
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

Attempt the impossible - Drink yourself sober.

( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

I've done that several times.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

I hate cunts who say that
"I drank myself sober last night" No you fucking didn't you just reached a point and stayed there
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

I've never heard that phrase before ever.
Some kind of Southern thing?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

What?

( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

"I drank myself sober last night"
Never heard anyone say that before.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

If anyone claims to have done it,
I challenge them to kill themselves alive with a car and a length of hose.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Hankster.... meet Lu

Lu...meet Hankster

You two would be great in a corner together solving the world's problems.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Considering that Lu is possibly the person I know best/longest on here
I think we could.

That's if the worlds' problems could be solved by ranting
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

I'm going to a parrrrrty
at my sisters house, why not come along?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

unless you are too drunk
(and she will be sober) then you should go :)
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

She works in my local
she finished work at six and has gone home to get changed. She is very sober
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

hmm so if she knows you're drunk already
there's no problem :) go anyway :)
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Get round there before she's finished changing ;)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

So, it's 6.30 pm
and you're drunk and on the internet.
Are you sure this was the plan?
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)