i'm going to eat my dinner off it everyday, and lick it clean
i won't catch cancer will i?
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Only bad people get cancer,
ask yourself "Am I a bad person?".
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)