Can't you just fuck off and catch cancer already?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

don't you know what this board is for?
i do, i've posted here some odd 27 times.
it's for taking the piss. long as you don't troll anybody or post pictures everybody is real nice.
/talks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

Or, you could just fuck off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

you hurt my feelings.
why don't you just go get your own fucking board?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

I don't know, why don't you just fuck off?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

don't see a reason to.
you are one person who has the ability to ignore me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

What, and spoil the fun I'd get out of watching you fuck off?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

bet you don't have the balls.
you're hanging on my every word.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

What? It's the internet you retard. Nice to see you've got balls on the mind though.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

good to see i've got you to start a conversation without the words fuck off.
now about them balls.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)

You do realise JackAction is 5th dan?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

what the fuck is this?
i order you to insult my sexuality!
this is the internet dammit.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

Pah, that's nothing.
What Joe is he?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

none!
his name's alex.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

I'm bored now but if you could fuck off, then that'd be just great.
Seriously, there's a whole forum watching us right now. It'd be a whole lot easier if you just fucked off.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

the fuck are you talking about?
nobody gives a shit about this board. just ask the others.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)

I've asked around, and they're all pretty sure that you should fuck off as well.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

you asked the main and links boards? cause i'm pretty sure they don't give a shit, like i said.
funny, i don't see you anywhere but here.
by the way, what's mike's archive and should i give a shit?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

I even asked Off Topic. We all agreed that you're a cunt and you should fuck off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

i'm gonna plead ignorance.
what sad fuck(s) would go on some other website to be linked to this board?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

All the ones that think you're a cunt and should fuck off. Cancer's a bonus.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

way to answer a single one of my fucking questions 5th dan.
in case you were wondering i've been on this website for five years. when i start taking orders from a cunt like you britney spears will be in a successful relationship.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)

Calm down, babe. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
If you think for a second that anyone gives a shit about anything you type, then you should probably just fuck off.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

if i thought anybody cared what i typed i'd be on a different board.
and i wouldn't be talking to britney.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)

Well, you certainly seem awfully upset when someone tells you to fuck off.
Maybe you should just fuck off, and we can be done with all of this?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)

I thought you were calling him Britney Spears then
I might start calling him Britney myself
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

Only if I can start calling you K-Fed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

K-Fed?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

Woah, I think we've got one for the WAAAAAAAAAHHHmbulance here.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

I am going to take this chance to say "Hello!" to everyone reading this thread via Mike's archive

(__, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

whose user name is it going in under though?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)

there's a helluva prepositional phrase.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

Thanks Friz! Hello to you too
I am reading this FROM THE FUTURE
( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)

How fucking dare you.
Apologise to him.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

I've gotta go and pick somebody up now.
If there isn't an apology here when I get back........you don't even wanna know.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)