Well it's late..I'm sure no-one will mind..To be sung to the tune of 'always a woman' by Billy Joel:
He was Needle Nose Ned and I’ll never forget him,
Tried to date Phil kid’s sister: but Phil wouldn’t let him,
Got the shingles real bad, But now he’s fit as can be,
Made his belly-button whistle, he’s always Ned Ryerson to me.
He’s an actor by trade, name of Toby Tobolowski,
With a head that shines bright as a newly-weds' house-key,
He’s been working non-stop since Nineteen eighty-three,
He’s got skill, he’s got range;- but he’s always Ned Ryerson to me.
Oh …
he’s done shit loads of parts,
He’s a slave to his art,
With his big baldy head.
He…
‘sbeen in so many shows
Playin’so many roles
But he’ll always be Ned.
I see him in Films, and on peoples' TVs',
He’s in Buffy, Memento, Thelma and Louise,
Boston Legal, and Deadwood, more lately in Glee,
But I don’t give two shites cause he’s always Ned Ryerson to me.
Oh...
I can't look at his head,
but I think of old Ned,
And those truly great scenes.
Oh...
Ned is burnt on my brain,
Toby shouldn't complain,
he's had work in between.
I'm glad he's still workin, and not on the dole.
and was never defined by this one single role.
But when I see that head: Ned is all I can see,
You can cast him as Hamlet, he's always Ned Ryerson to me.
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Nice De-lurking there.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Jan 2011, 6:42,
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HEIL STUJsorry about the other night I fell asleep and forgot I was on b3ta
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 6:48,
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'Ning The LOVELY A S 2-1.I somehow managed to lock myself in our comms room and had to climb out of the window to get back into the main office.
Our comms room's got a sliding door with NO lock. I still can't work out how it happened.
:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:04,
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Tactical Fuhrer Stealthas expected from THE LOVELY stuj.
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:30,
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