a pome
He is a modern man
He is a modern day man

He has eyes on his beliefs
he has a surprising sense of relief
when he cant find his way back home
he can't call his house cos hes forgotten his phone
So he jumps out of the car and he runs into the woods
straight into some teenagers wearing caps and hoods
Give us your money or we'll throw you in a tree!
And so he gets away without his wallet or his keys

And ray mears would laugh at him right now x2

Thats the price you pay for paddling such a beautiful canoe
RM would say smoking a pipe made of bamboo
one that he had knocked up in a minute or 2
So ray what do you advise this modern man to do?
He scratches his beard and after due consideration
he says the single basis of all our civilisations
has been known from the beginning as a great source of power
this modern day man must learn how to make fire.

He doesn't know how yet but he feels a little better
so he starts out on a program of simple trial and error
and every tree that burns is a step up in technique
crafting the devices that make him so unique
After a long time he thinks hes really got it
but he looks around and there's not a single tree left

So he starves to death
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:19, archived)

you typed all that out,
yet you wrote RM instead of ray mears,

...

nice
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)

i thought that it would scan better
but inretrospect ray mears and rm are the same syllable length

ray mears deserves to be known by only his initials like the queen, hrh. its a form of respect for a one man survival machine
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:27, archived)

You sex amphibians
you dirty tadpole fondler.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)

damn straight i do,
right in the fistula.
*fistulates frogspawn*
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:32, archived)

The following are all live bearing reptiles
Solomon Island skink
Blue-tongue skink
Shingle-backed skink
Jackson's chameleon
All boas
All vipers
Garter snakes

Think about it next time you've got your cock up a scaly chuff.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:36, archived)

had it
had it
had it
not had it (couldn't find the fucker)
had em
had em
had it
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)

I think it's just you and me left
shall we do bums while everyone else is away?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:39, archived)

go on then
but no lube, i like the burn
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)

*gives you the bum whilst you take it like a jaded whore*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)

*gives credit card*
/autocomplete, for some reason...
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 2:54, archived)

woo!
i like this! make it all musicy and bandulated!
(Meta4, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 4:42, archived)