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I was looking at another board which automatically replaced swear words with relatively inoffensive ones
Replacing words like 'shit' with 'kittens'. I thought how it would be a hilariously terrible idea to put it here. Ignore 2.0 is a pants-on-head retarded idea though.

What hilariously terrible suggestions would you make to improve this site. You can't say anything to do with me.

Alt: so yeah autumn...
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
Haha, nice one

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
Fuck off and die Alan you needy dull prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
wan­ker
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
oh you are so new

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
wow alan that sounds just fantastic.
thanks!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
Loads and loads of tits
And maybe the occasional minge please
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
IRL bewbs, or ASCII ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:41, archived)
proper bübs please

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

www.ewaminge.pl/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
Blatent false advertising

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)
ew, a minge!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)
I reckon there should be a /talk board

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
I wish there wasn't a link to it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
Yeah, you'd think that would stop the time wasting and general dissatisfaction with life
but you'd just end up googling "shitcunts" and there it'd be, winking back at you in monotone.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
I reckon there should be a /talc board
where everything is smoother and lightly fragranced
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
I reckon there should be a /caulk board
where everything is watertight
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
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that should clean this place up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
I reckon there should be a /sulk board
where everyone can just complain and be depressed and...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:59, archived)
Go to your profile
Turn on the swear filter
Go boil your own head
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
I'm assuming he's logged onto this board with the swear filter on in another tab
It's that level of mental retardation we're dealing with here.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
Oh man, how did I not know this?
I could have saved myself YEARS of anguish!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
Aah shit it's well rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
shut the fuck up you pointless bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
Did anybody ever tell you you're like a ray of sunshine in this bleak day?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
I'd make it pink and blue, instead of grey greyer,
hopefully that will attract more girls for us to ask to look at the boobs of.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
We'd need to mute Baldmonkey though, he'd go well mental over girls

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
you don't know him but at all do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
It's a well established fact that baldmonkey's autism means he can't tell the difference between sexes
even when they're pissing on him.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
b3ta /talk, two shades of grey, the erotic novel.
Alan trembled slightly as he sat in the corner, naked but for his sock garters. Another frisbee crashed against his exposed manhood sending shivers of pain and pleasure through his rake thin frame. "P...p...p...please.." he whimpered. The figure of his confused affections stilled her hand for a moment, still holding the frisbee ready for action. She swished her long ratty dreadlocks behind her and scowled at him. "Please what, you fucking pathetic little cunt." she growled at him. He couldn't answer though, he was frozen in fear and lust. The tight latex zebra onsie clung to her every curve like a shrink wrapped manatee of lust. "FINE!" she screeched and started towards him, the floor shaking with her mighty tread. His penis twitched a little, dripping fluid onto the floor. "YOU'LL BE CLEANING THAT UP TEABOY! Janet shouted as she noticed the cum. Alan closed his eyes and melted just a little more.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)

Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)
I bet that story just made you do a cum.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
Shrink wrapped manatee of lust

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
that should be janet's sig.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
you really could do with eating shit and dying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
alright mongy

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
sweet as, you cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
Alright Mongy,
how's work?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
boring piggy, off to the juicer soon, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
Pretty good, just got another half an hour to get done,
and i'm gonna go home and put my feet up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
*QI sirens*
Oh man, it was so simple! How could you get it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
Hahahaha I fucking LOVE QI
the bit where that fat bender pretends he's clever by reading stuff off a cue card and that one what punched a tramp pretends he's thick by being thick, brilliant.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
Did you just badmouth Stephen Fry?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)
twitter just done an explode!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
If that cunt ever tries talking about the English language again
he's going to auswitz, just like his grandparents
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
That's the single linguistics programme they commission each year, there's probably a quota.
We'll have to wait until he dies before the BBC put another one on.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)
He's a stupid person's idea of a clever person
so I'm assuming you think he's a genius.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
Show your working out

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
you stupid little cretin

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
Hold your horses, autistic Ed Shearan.
I just want to hear how cowfoot came to this conclusion, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
fucking hell, is that really the best you can do?
oh zing pigster, feel the burn!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
Haven't had any proper training at internet, it's the best I could work with at the time :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
now now frisbee,
no need to get wound up. Maybe it's time you took a little break again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
You terrible shit

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
I don't know who Ed Shearan is
I know who Eddie Mair is, does that help
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
I'm not really sure either to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
You budget Jim Belushi
Is that right? Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
hang on cowfoot, alan is a lawyer, he must be dead smart!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)
I would ban myself
I'm the cancer that's killing /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
I wish I could turn off the video embedding on /links,
it makes my CPU usage go straight to 100% without passing go or collecting £200.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)
You should get a new computer
try PC World, they're awfully good
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
very helpful staff broady.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
expensive new hardware is always the right solution

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
Prezactly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
watermelon off, you cranberry

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
by turning on the swear filter he'll have made a moleste mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
Thing is,
you can call someone a sub-human disc-hurling cretin without triggering the swear filter.
If I were you I'd be less concerned about the swears and more concerned about everyone hating you and constantly telling you to go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)