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It’s very quiet today.
Afternoon.
(BouGPT, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)
This is not me

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:55, archived)
STOP IT BPD

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:55, archived)
Bou Bou Dolls

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)
This is not the same method of fragmentation that I described.
This is just getting a load of people to ignore one account, then moving on to another account. My system is a lot closer to that of sticklebricks, he will be delighted to learn that he's helping me destroy /talk.

Also, stop taking obviously heelish behaviour (such as claiming to be trying to destroy /talk) seriously you chicken-lady traffic clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:13, archived)
You wish you were as intelligent as you think you are!
#blaxspastix
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, archived)
2.0 in...

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, archived)
Why does intelligence threaten you, you pathetic racist cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:32, archived)
Classic!
I feel sorry for your mother!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:34, archived)
Come on brb put me on ignore and claim you made me leave
What a waste of 9 months
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:36, archived)
Grow up you idiot

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)
How intelligent do you think I think I am?
Do you think about this a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:04, archived)


(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:09, archived)
You brought it up.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:17, archived)
I'm sorry that you were a still born baby!
Your ugly momma didn't want you but you were still born!
Try harder not to be such a cunt! You might just make it !
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:21, archived)
Do you feel like you're making some sort of worthwhile point?
If so, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:24, archived)
I love you 😍
I do think you should kill yourself though
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:31, archived)
I suggest you go for a long nature walk and avoid all recreational drugs for a week or two.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:40, archived)
Shit! You're right
And so clever, why didn't I listen to you sooner?

Gonna shush you for a bit again, good luck with making friends😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:48, archived)
You seem a little obsessed, so that's probably for the best. x

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)
There's an easy way to work it out.
IQ = 1/(a+1) x 100 where a is the number of tills you work at.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:23, archived)
^so much this :)

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:29, archived)
Aw bless, you still think I'm Bou.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:32, archived)
afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:53, archived)
Suck my Friday you weekend whore!
Any plans?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:09, archived)
My dremel came with 25 popular accessories, it's a boon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:11, archived)
I like the fluffy buffer accessory
obvz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:13, archived)
Apparently there's a tiny fan that fits on mine, it wasn't included though
I wish they hadn't told me about it to be honest, I feel like I'm missing out now.
www.homedepot.com/p/Dremel-Rotary-Tool-Dust-Blower-for-Sanding-Engraving-and-Carving-Applications-490/204091653
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:15, archived)
That must have been a real blow.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:25, archived)
It's a wind-up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:54, archived)
^billy nofanny

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:37, archived)
I have a tiny fanny for billy insertion
Would anyone e like a look?
I keep it in a box
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:46, archived)
with a mirror and a tongue inside?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:49, archived)
Bicycle pump
Bi lmao
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:01, archived)
Buon pomeriggio

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)
Post in one of my threads again and I put you on 2.0.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:16, archived)
:'(

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:31, archived)
Why do you hate me so much?

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)
Have a think!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:26, archived)
alright dozer how’s you?

(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:22, archived)
Yeah not bad mate, you?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:32, archived)
Mirnin

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:44, archived)
Morning
Just put the bins out and the wind blew my nightie right up. Glad nobody was around to see it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:48, archived)
This is not far off being a haiku

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:05, archived)
It was more like street theatre

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, archived)
It's the crossover artform we've all been waiting for

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:49, archived)
I once caught a pair of “lounge” pants on my door handle when I went out to put my bin out
I didnt realise it had ripped a huge hole in the front of my pants. I had no boxers on.
(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, archived)
Fortunately, I always wear underwear for bed
Due to the whole sleepwalking thing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:42, archived)
I go to bed fully clothed to ensure I wake up ready to face the day.
Subscribe for more UToL lifehacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:52, archived)
- boxers
+ nappy
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:40, archived)
Accusing someone of not wearing a nappy is an insult in your book is it? So presumably you're all diapered up are you, in order to avoid insult, you nappy-ass custard-pumping eurofail fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)
lol

(Bou-, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:04, archived)
Well remembered.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:05, archived)
Giid mirnin

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:12, archived)
Think yaw

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:18, archived)
murnung

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:32, archived)
Monglander II
the mongening
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, archived)
the monglandings were faked, wake up sheeple

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, archived)
5G and the royal family
All connected m8 just join the dots
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:38, archived)
i'll see you on the dark side of the mong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:13, archived)
Alright garold

(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, archived)
Yes. I am
off to a wedding ooop north later today.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:50, archived)
Just dinna get pissed and start ranting about THE NORTH again

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:52, archived)
My mates cousins neighbour told him someone they knew had read online that it's grim up there

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:25, archived)
I heard that merseyside is particularly hellish

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:36, archived)
Have you got smart trousers?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:53, archived)
Self zipping fly?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:26, archived)
Spanish?

(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:59, archived)
-z +gr

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 11:57, archived)
Guyrim

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:51, archived)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, archived)
Good morning!

(Bou-, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:58, archived)
Hallo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, archived)
Good morrow
Just found out we have med students in next month to 'shadow' us and watch how we do our thang to real people
Could the week get any worse?
Working Saturday morning too
Find me a wall to bang my head on please?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:33, archived)

Sucks to be you
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, archived)
Tbh med students remind me of me when I started
Full of good intentions and wanting to help
A few years of writing blatant lying sick notes and telling alcohol dependents repeatedly 'Yes a daily bottle of vodka will kill you sooner than later' will change their minds
I'm a miserable twat today sos
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)
Hugz

(Bou-, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:51, archived)
Ta I think

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:27, archived)
I never met a medical student who wasn't an alcoholic hypochondriac.
Maybe that was just in Aberdeen.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:52, archived)
Never been any of them
Although the booze culture in med students is a real thing
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:26, archived)
Your wall identification skills leave a lot to be desired

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 11:59, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, archived)
Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 23:12, archived)
Is that Morse code?

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:01, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:10, archived)
Yes, yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:07, archived)
Sarky
What is it?
(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:17, archived)
alright
power failure alarms are not a fun way to be woken up
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)
Alright Fall Out

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:14, archived)
ball out lol
idgi
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:16, archived)
Me neither
lolballs
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:18, archived)
lol

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:19, archived)
Anyone watching the series?
It’s fucking awful.
(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, archived)
B3ta you mean?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:29, archived)
we had a black start at work today,
seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:20, archived)
+ sorry for waking you up, now fix my security alarm please

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)
brb klaxxob

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)
not editing that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)
klaxxobrb, maybe yours will catch on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:33, archived)
fire

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:53, archived)
this is fine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:03, archived)
I'm doing a gangster tour with a black star

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:13, archived)
Typical mongy, equating all black people with criminals.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:18, archived)
Well he did play the shadow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:31, archived)
I'm not racist at all. I have issues with religion. Only one religion is race based . Don't like that.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:34, archived)
Don't like what?
The religion or the race?
what ever happened to yellow?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:46, archived)
Yellow - the band or the race?
Klaxxobollox
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:48, archived)
The Coldplay song

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:00, archived)
the curiosity

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:08, archived)
the peril

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:11, archived)
the submarine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 0:39, archived)
The religion

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:56, archived)
Yeah, and purple. Orange drifts in and out. Greys got a bad name now unless in suits.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:59, archived)
Sikhism?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:07, archived)
2 then , forgot about those turban wearing fucks.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:33, archived)
sikhs are sound

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:54, archived)
Over here. Maybe. Back in India not so much.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:58, archived)
are they poorly over there? maybe the climate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:08, archived)
What about the smelly Hindus?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:02, archived)
Jainism or fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:22, archived)
Zoroastrianism 4 lyf yo

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:23, archived)
Sold out years ago

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:59, archived)
Try marrying one

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:33, archived)
My mates about to turn 50, his wife is horrid. I asked him if he wanted to spend the next say 20 good years being miserable everyday. I think tomorrow he's booting her out. She is a drunk nutter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:46, archived)
What about Mormons then? Try marrying a few of those.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 1:03, archived)

seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference Fucking diversity quotas, this country's gone to the dogs I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 6:51, archived)
Drink more alcohol
then you don't have to wake up.
(Planearm, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:13, archived)
Queef will be going to Denmark next
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g189541-d27155813-Reviews-Spunk_bar-Copenhagen_Zealand.html
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:36, archived)
I bought a dremel today, just so you know who you're dealing with here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:18, archived)
I've never owned a dremel. I fancy a try on the wera joker adjustable spanner, sold out nearly everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, archived)
Self-adjusting spanners, I had no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:37, archived)
Can find one to try. Not sure ineed them, that's never stopped me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:48, archived)
living the drem

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 23:57, archived)
it's never tool 8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 0:57, archived)
Ok let me try this one
I slept in my Duran Duran T-shirt and woke up hungry like the wolf

Keep it going...
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)
Why is the ignore function not working?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:13, archived)
multiple accounts

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:17, archived)
Oh fuck this shit
*flounces*
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:19, archived)
You have to use it correctly

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8410000
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:27, archived)
At this point it will be easier if you just use the ignore function

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8410017
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:35, archived)
Set yourself on fire, then gas yourself.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:08, archived)
No country for old men
www.facebook.com/share/v/HW56wGjvhm5TPM2g/

It's Havier

Your favourite movie is?
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:48, archived)
Please die!

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:54, archived)
I can't!

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:58, archived)
Not seen it!

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:11, archived)
just go outside in the daytime.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:53, archived)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cumsluts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)
RIP
turtle power
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:25, archived)
he's resting in pieces

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:51, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 4

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:53, archived)
i saw that. it was good.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:07, archived)
Not clicking that link, might contain facebook
and can't you make the question more suitable for /talk?

E.g. what's your favourite period of Hungarian experimental film art and why? Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:43, archived)
Hahahaha!

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:04, archived)
LOL
period
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:44, archived)
Happy candles $$

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:51, archived)
Bum candles lol

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:54, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:07, archived)
Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:09, archived)
Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:11, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:23, archived)
Alright dribble

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:19, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:48, archived)
Gon 2 soon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:33, archived)
Just been checking out some absolutely colossal Nazi flak towers, fucking excellent
Not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)
Nice, I'm looking at short holidays for next week

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:03, archived)
In a nazi flak tower?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:09, archived)
a few days in Naples?
Mad, chaotic, excellent city
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)
Berlin is another great short break city
Mind you half of it is basically Shoreditch
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:30, archived)
I'm thinking Spanish lay about on the piss break

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:38, archived)
Granada looks alright

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:41, archived)
Granada was fantastic when I went
The Alhambra is incredible
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:15, archived)
Think I had that with custard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:52, archived)
It's a regional specialty, they call it "Daz"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:17, archived)
a lot of them were too much effort to demolish so they still exist today
I know you know that i just wanted you to know i knowed it too
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:54, archived)
/talk, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:34, archived)
Happy candle day

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)
balls

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)
Daz custard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:33, archived)
I represented the UK in Eurovision then became a football manager in Guam – but I found my true calling pumping custard into tarts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:34, archived)
LOL tarts

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8409995
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:52, archived)
you silly fuck I am howling at this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:36, archived)
awwww yea

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:57, archived)
!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:14, archived)
Alright kweef

(spanish THE OG, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:01, archived)
That was odd
I just phoned National Savings about closing my Premium Bonds a/c and couldn't tell whether it was a bot or a real person
I actually asked and I had no reply
This AI shit is fucking spooky
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:19, archived)
Have you ever won anything on the prize draws?
My Godmother gave me money to put in them 30 years ago, and I've never had a peep.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:35, archived)
Nope
Had them for 20 odd years not even a tenner
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:36, archived)

peep girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:37, archived)
As soon as the premium bond prize money comes in I'll be rolling in pussy, you mark my words

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:38, archived)
THIS IS MISOGYNY GUY'S
I REALLY HATE MISOGYNY, EVERYONE LOOK, I HATE MISOGYNY. MISOGYNISTS SHOULD BE REPEATEDLY STABBED, THEIR GUTS RIPPED OUT AND FED TO WOLVES IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN DYING EYES. I SEE NO INCONGRUITY IN THIS POSITION.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)
I just meant that I'll get some cats :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)
yeah, to rape them. You BEAST

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:23, archived)
lol yeah, as if they're babies or something

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:43, archived)
DUSGUSTED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:19, archived)
daz custard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:32, archived)
Metallic and robotic
I guess maybe that's how they train them (if they are human)
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:25, archived)
LOL
sod
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:30, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:27, archived)
Don't make this thread all about me again, I'm sick of it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:41, archived)
i'll try. how many accounts are you running atm?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:58, archived)
...are you running ass to mouth?
Disgusting.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:03, archived)
it's more of a slow crawl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:07, archived)
The human centipede

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:58, archived)
an endless human cuntipede

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:53, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:58, archived)
btm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:23, archived)
Uh oh, someone's back at their till!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:46, archived)
I'm not going to lie, the till argument was the highlight for me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:50, archived)

Silence you retail working povvo!


Who told you you could have an opinion?!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:53, archived)
Morning
I am finishing a nice tea before I have to speak to people
What are you doing?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, archived)
Your nan.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, archived)
alright dozer how are you?

(spanish THE OG, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:09, archived)
My Serbian bean stew sets pulses racing. The recipe? Oh, if you insist

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:09, archived)
Keliszzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:11, archived)
OK, I'll tell you why I use new Persil Colour Care.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:00, archived)
*holds spoon over candle*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:49, archived)
LOL
poo
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:57, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:42, archived)
Alright cunts
Did you miss me?
(spanish THE OG, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:04, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:23, archived)
He retards what?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:41, archived)
BELLEND

(spanish THE OG, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:03, archived)
everything he comes into contact with

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:12, archived)
John Tenta's dick-fat?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:38, archived)

Billy the butcher quote.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:39, archived)
nope

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:44, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:52, archived)
You know who I am sweetheart

(spanish THE OG, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:03, archived)
LOL
wee
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:58, archived)

So who are you then?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:52, archived)
Fucksocks / Spanishfly
The login and password reset for this site is well and truly borked.

I got a new phone at the weekend and since then my login has been fucked.
(spanish THE OG, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:02, archived)
Unfortunate timing.
As you'll see from today's posts.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:15, archived)
a series of unfortunate accounts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:23, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:49, archived)
Alright.
Alt.: favourite geological epoch? Think I'd have to say Sliruian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:53, archived)
alright
don't much about geology
*strips down to keks in a laundrette*
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
i hated all the star wars films if i'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:58, archived)
Me too.
Well I started watching the first one and hated it so I didn't carry on.
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:00, archived)
a lot like my experience with your accounts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:09, archived)
I have apologised.
I don't expect to be forgiven and I expect to be chided for some time to come. Fair enough, but let's not make this whole thread about me again please. I'm actually sick of it.
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:13, archived)
Go fuck yourself you mental cunt

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:19, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:21, archived)
Blah blah blah

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:26, archived)
I only need one account to say that.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:28, archived)
good.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:21, archived)
Alright 'not Kenneth Williams'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:11, archived)
oh behave

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:37, archived)
Jurassic
The only one I know. Because of Jurassic Park.
(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:00, archived)
Cambrian all the way

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:06, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:11, archived)
oh you're serious :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:11, archived)
yeah, soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:14, archived)
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:16, archived)
the sea was angry that day my friend

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:26, archived)
The pre-hadean, before it was cool.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:07, archived)
Anthropocene yo

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:08, archived)
WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:10, archived)
U NO DAT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:16, archived)
(☝’益’) ٩(^ᴗ^)۶

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:18, archived)
Anthropocene yeah, get with it granddad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:10, archived)
Alright
What do you think about the proposal of three divisions of the Archean instead of four by dropping Eoarchean, and revisions to their geochronometric definition, along with the repositioning of the Siderian into the latest Neoarchean, and a potential Kratian division in the Neoarchean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:13, archived)
i'll probably vote monster raving loony
alt: wot?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:40, archived)
plasticine
unfortunately no fossils have ever been found
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:14, archived)
I lost a tooth in some once

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:14, archived)
i poked some in my ear and had to go to hospital to have it removed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:17, archived)
That's what she said!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:18, archived)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:19, archived)
yes but.... what about... the plasticine????
looollllll
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:19, archived)
i had to see a plastic surgeon for that!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:23, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:39, archived)
Cretaceous.
Because I associate it with tyrannosaurus rex.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:38, archived)
Cretaceous/ Cretinous

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:15, archived)
which brings the bou account total to 10
so far
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:57, archived)
i don't boulieve you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:05, archived)
yeah
I've probably missed a couple
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:08, archived)

y b
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:29, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:31, archived)
Are these not just fucksocks or brb being dicks?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:29, archived)
No they are not.

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:30, archived)
11

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:32, archived)
jesus man. fuck. go outside and have a wank or something.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:40, archived)
I don't think it matters

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:32, archived)
It's someone trying to make the forum unusable by spreading ignores, in exactly the way brb described here a few weeks back
I'll only talk to old accounts I know at this point, if someone new comes in here it's obviously a regular fucking around, no-one else even knows we're here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:37, archived)
brb can only see the posts of about 3 people. mind you that's pretty neat for the other 5

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:47, archived)
it's easy enough to run an incognito window to interact with non-nutters
while denying the trolls access to your posts
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:48, archived)
I just chat on the iPad mostly inbetween doing other stuff, I know it's not the biggest hassle but I just want it to be straightforward and easy
so I'm simplifying things for now, known users only, 2.0 for the rest. There are still people here I like to chat with, and who make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:58, archived)
I'm not sure anyone is using it anyway. Before this we just had everyone posting 'kill yourself' mainly dozer, the 'good' dr and fucksocks. It was hardly much better than this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:53, archived)
what's that as a %

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:35, archived)
probably over 50% of the active users
weird how not many people post here while there's active trolling happening.
I guess the lack of moderators ist the result of Rob's move to twitter
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:38, archived)
/german

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:38, archived)
+ SHITMAGS

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:15, archived)
I think this is way more than neglect, rob spoke damningly about /chat the last time I spoke to him, he genuinely sounded personally upset and angry.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:51, archived)
personally I think he's.the chicken that hatched the egg
the creation of the /talk board was a misbegotten solution to a problem that didn't exist
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:55, archived)
Nah it did exist. Posts were getting overwhelmed by chat. You knock up a ten minute tattyshop and cunts are moaning they don't like the sandwich they got.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:57, archived)
I quite liked to chat in my threads
I know there were some knobs that TJ'd in the 1st reply, and some posters who got the hump when people didn't fellate their photoshop mastery, but a bit of gentle modding would usually sort it.
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:03, archived)
I liked it too, but I do agree with mongy, it got too much at a certain point.
The board started to turn into a scrolling marathon, it barely looked like an image board sometimes.
I think in rob's place I might have done the same at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:05, archived)
He said he'd never kill it. Everyone will have to die off I assume.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:56, archived)
we can take bets on who is next
i'll get the hat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:03, archived)
What hat ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:12, archived)
Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:14, archived)
You posted a picture, funnily enough I have a tenuous picture to post as a response to it, but ask a leading question too so people engage with me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:21, archived)
to put the money in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:26, archived)
A verbal, face to face chat?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:17, archived)
Arse to mouth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:28, archived)
no real body parts, please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:36, archived)
fuck no i meant when we last communicated

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:45, archived)
Do you boulieve in life after love?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:14, archived)
I apologise to everyone for creating multiple accounts
I do not apologise for ticking Porcy off for his inappropriate remarks. There is a line.
(Boudicca, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:54, archived)
yeah, and apparently the line is ignoring your multiple accounts rather than making an off-colour joke.
Because that's what sent you off the deep end, whether you're prepared to admit it to yourself or not.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:16, archived)
stop feedig the troll

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:34, archived)
Deleted response because I don't want this to go any further.

(Boudicca Warrior Queen, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:30, archived)
Would denying it's me only make it worse?
I have no sock accounts, no alts, no comedy accounts, I don't do thread deletions, I just edit my spelling mistakes if I notice them.

Alts and socks are not my M.O., it's just not how I troll, it's not my kind of mental either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:11, archived)
For what it's worth, I believe you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:16, archived)
Sincere thanks.
I wasn't serious about 'Bouhafa' and assumed mofaha had been joking/trolling too, but it looks like he really did think it was me. Too much THC, maybe. Definitely too much drama. I hope he's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:29, archived)
I'll not let you take the fall for my posts
It's me, Bou.
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:18, archived)
And if you don't believe me, check my Facebook page now

(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:20, archived)
That's proof that all the sock puppets are me except for
Bou,
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:22, archived)
The one that posted FARTS LOL under my post below
It's Bou, ie Bou comma

I don't know who that is, it might be Spanish but all the others are ME not brb

It's the account that's 3 years old. I only showed up 6 months ago. Or so
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:25, archived)
the lady doth protest too much, methinks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:39, archived)
What do you mean?
I can't win here. I'm owning up and still you're not satisfied? I'm not letting you all think it's brb when it's not. I don't like him but that wouldn't be right.
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:41, archived)
You're winning, because this is pigeon chess.
Credit where it's due, you're a grandmaster at it. I'll just keep ignoring you until you eventually get bored, and I seriously advise everyone else to do the same for the sake of your mental health.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:47, archived)
Maybe it's for the best
I am getting kinda bored anyway.
Thank you for caring.
(Boudicca, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:52, archived)
-protest +post

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:41, archived)
Back to back lessons all day
Last one 6pm

I'm knackered. Didn't even have time to fart
💨
(Bou-, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:06, archived)
FARTS LOL

(BouGPT, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:59, archived)
Spanishfly
What?
(Bou-, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:03, archived)
FARTS LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:42, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:01, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:12, archived)
Hi

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:27, archived)
altijd

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:37, archived)
flip

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:24, archived)
Sticksy

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:27, archived)
bit of a kerfuffle at work, hoping that I made a minor booboo
rather than it being an equipment fault
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:46, archived)
kerfuffle? booboo? alright garold

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:47, archived)
*seinfeld bass sting*

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:50, archived)
jerrybobs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)
earthquakes, eclipses, and now this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:53, archived)
end times mof, end times

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)
I appreciate you trying to put a positive spin on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:06, archived)
erection

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:05, archived)
spin on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)
Would an equipment failure not be preferable to a sticklebricks cockup?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)
sticklebricks cockup? alright emvee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:18, archived)
no because it would have to be investigated and fixed all while using awkward workarounds
the alternative that I was just a clumsy twat is defintely the better outcome
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:18, archived)
Fair

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:24, archived)
yay it was me
phew
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:27, archived)
^ clumsy twat

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:46, archived)
^prostate cancer risk
/ac
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)
Dear mofaha
If you want to know what's going on on the board then stop ignoring people. Don't expect other people to fill you in. You lazy fuck. Fuck you.
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:25, archived)
jesus wept

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)
This one's brb, the other one's bou.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)
WRONG
Told you I have oodles of these
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)
One for each of your demented personalities

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)
If you don't know me by now
You will never ever know me
(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:16, archived)
Nobody wants to know you. Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:07, archived)
Never thought I would click a Trouser post.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)
Some must be spanishfly, got his mentalness in some. We know brb struggles with being normal

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:38, archived)
does it matter?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:38, archived)
Only to them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:40, archived)
Are you hilarious poster 'monkey the chicken'?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:15, archived)
*swat*

(Nohaha, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:22, archived)

This is quite like classic board game Guess Who.

Are you incandescent with rage about casual racism?

*flip flip

Do you have semi-regular online psychotic events?

*flip

Have you said 'alright' to anyone?

Etc. You get the idea
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:26, archived)
haha!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:34, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:37, archived)

*flip
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:43, archived)
One legged shovel-handed slav

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)
Oh fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)
I love to racism, bro

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:54, archived)
Afternoon thread
Favourite fruit?
I have kiwi and grapes for lunch
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:13, archived)

Low hanging.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:17, archived)
Fruitloops

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:18, archived)
Tom Allen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:22, archived)
Julian Clary

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:22, archived)
Apparently I need your help

(Bou: -, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:24, archived)
I can help m8
www.consortium.lgbt/member-directory/british-asian-lgbti/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:27, archived)
All bummers r def u no
Bummers lol
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:37, archived)

images.app.goo.gl/6gGZGqdo8eX7HgUr6
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)
Your problem here, m8, is that no matter how many accounts you have
I can reply to each of them, calling you a smelly Indian or whatever until you block me. Rinse and repeat. You'll run out of accounts before I run out of insults, I promise you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)

I know what you're thinking. "Did he call me a smelly Indian six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being I am the most racist man on B3ta/talk, the most racist forum in the world and would offend your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, smelly Indian?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:50, archived)
Which dullard is it this time ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:56, archived)
The Mongdaddy

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:22, archived)
Me

(BouGPT, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:37, archived)
Looks like most of you have me on ignore you plebs

(BouGPT, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:38, archived)
Touché
BPD
(Bou-, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:06, archived)
U r a gurl
U can't b a froot
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:42, archived)
It's not me
*sigh*
(Bou-, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:05, archived)
Where did it go?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:38, archived)
In the old days, I would have screengrabbed it for posterity pre-deletion.
It would feel a bit like mocking the afflicted though, probably for the best.

I've still got pages of Pato Banton puns saved somewhere though, might post them on /board.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:43, archived)
You're afflicted

(Bou: -, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:17, archived)
I know we discussed it but I can't remember what you said your next username is going to be

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=101942
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:16, archived)
haha well now
This is why I see a link between the accounts, it's the very personal nature of it, the way this person takes it all very personally and very hard, and then assumes everyone else is doing the same.
I've blocked them all at this point, I just want a laugh honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:31, archived)
Honestly I don't know who's who at the best of times on here.
There is certainly one or more people with multiple accounts hellbent on shitposting on here, taking everything personally and lashing out more or less at random at any perceived slight. Could be more than one person, for sure, but I think there's a main one who is definitely mentally very unwell.

I've contacted the b3ta contact thingy because I think the site owners/moderators [whoever's left] have a duty of care to protect them from this place by banning the fuck out of them for the sake of their own mental health. Not that anyone will read my message, of course, let alone act on it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:54, archived)
The last time I spoke with rob regarding this forum he was less than enthusiastic
Much, much less.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:03, archived)
at least when she goes on a killing spree, they can't say we didn't warn them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)
I missed a thing? Unacceptable. Tell me what it was.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:23, archived)
Some spastic with a weird crush on porco

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:23, archived)
Porco Galliard is one of the many Titan inheritors whose Titan is created by Ymir Fritz to defend Eren while he is attempting to Rumble the world, it says here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:26, archived)
No real names please

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:32, archived)
Y guffs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)
LOL
rapes
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:53, archived)
A baby?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:59, archived)
always with the easy laughs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:25, archived)
🍉

(Bou-, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:06, archived)

youtu.be/zazo3iOrAkc?si=8vJSPBLm_daYnBGX
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)
You're not getting any fruit until after you till these fields

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:36, archived)
Ben Tiller

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:42, archived)
Till Crazy After All These Years

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)
So boring

(Bou: -, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:57, archived)
He was in all those View Skew films, wasn't he

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:09, archived)
You're thinking of Skew Grant

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)
Have I Got News For Skew

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:14, archived)
Rod Skewart

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)
Skew Skew Dolls

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:27, archived)
Skew2

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)
Cherries 🍒

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 13:47, archived)
I'm eating a fruit salad as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)
I'm typing a fruit salad as I eat this

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:20, archived)
Not tossing a salad?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:22, archived)
and scrambled eggs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)

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