» Lies Your Parents Told You

hmm
that if you dialled 100 on the phone you would speak to Santa. The operator on the other end was not very amused, got angry and made me cry...
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 20:56, More)

» Dad Jokes

Upon receiving turnip with his Sunday lunches...
... well that's a turnip for the books *faux surprised expression*


groan.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 20:55, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Tomatoes
Hated them ever since my 18 month old brother picked them off a pizza I was eating and shoved them in his shitty nappy...
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 16:59, More)