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» Stuff You've Overheard

Once in the 8th grade
I heard two girls talking about their misadventures in the new-found masturbation world.
the chat went something like that

1: "Yesterday I tried masturbating with a pickle"
2: "what, really? how was it?"
1: "burned like hell it did"
2: "who uses a pickle anyway? idiot"

that's about it
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 6:00, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

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A really portable computer, that could fit in a ring. I made some sketches even :P

oh, and that parallel parking car thingie, it was invented in the 1930's, I saw it in Ripley's once.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 10:06, More)

» Dad Jokes

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My dad has this thing, that when he shakes my hand, he kind of sticks out his middle finger into my hand, and rubs it against the palm of my hand.

It's really kind of sick, you should try that sometime :)
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 16:30, More)