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# the bloke at the aquarium

said it would help to keep the tank clean
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 20:59, archived)
# It's a
Dirt-Tylapier.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:01, archived)
# wayhey
I need one of those beggers for my tank!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:02, archived)
# I want one of them foovers / hish
rhumba of rattlesnakes
(Nacho, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:03, archived)
# fooverhish!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:05, archived)
# I'm glad you confirmed
cartload of monkeys, no one else believes me :(
have you got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:06, archived)
# just stuck one a
bit further down
parcel of hogs. nice.
charm of hummingbirds
(Nacho, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:07, archived)
# this is my favourite so far
ostentation of peacocks
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:13, archived)
# there's loads
of well daft ones. Peacocks are great. They meow like Siamese cats
(Nacho, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Nacho
that is the best website ever! A flange of baboons, well I never :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:40, archived)
# aahhhhhahahhaa
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:05, archived)
# ooo i like cleaner fish i do
one sucked my finger when i was a kid at Disney. On a different note i had a dream about fish last night. Turned out i was on a desert island and had to spear fish for food, only the fish were really perculiar and one of them had a dogs head. That fucker got away with a flesh wound though. Maybe i will get him tonight.
/random insight into my dream world
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Most amusing.
I killed all my fish. Never mind.
Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:11, archived)
# My coworkers all
put beer in my fish tank. Several times they've killed Brian.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14, archived)
# at least u know what happened to them
i put 5 goldfish in me pond; only now i cant see them anywhere. I know i put them in there but they either hide from me or have vanished into the various fucking cats that roam the street
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14, archived)
# I boiled my piranhas
100% of fact. Not funny tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:28, archived)
# I'd better
stop laughing then....
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:32, archived)
# A mate of mine
managed to boil a Brazilian Red-Tailed catfish a few years ago. It was a fucking beauty as well. I suggested we eat it to try and cheer him up and he didn't speak to me for a month!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:42, archived)
# I've got a Hooverfish
It's shit. Had to buy an algae scraper 'coz it wasn't doing it's job. My supposedly veggie loach has taken a liking to non-veggie fish food.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 1:27, archived)