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Can't Shop stuff, but I like seeing what everyone else does, cos it makes me smile and that.
I can hypnotise people though, so that's something.

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» Lies Your Parents Told You

Cats and other things.
When I was a kid, our cat was taken to the vet's one day. Apparently the vet liked him so much he kept him.

Every Christmas Day, watching the Queen's speech with my dad, who was always very pleased that his Christmas card to her was on the table/desk/mantelpiece behind her.

When I was about five, Tom Baker was giving a free talk about being Doctor Who (cos he was at that time) and my dad took us to see him. That night Dad pointed out the window at a moving light in the sky and said "there's the Doctor going home in his Tardis". Which I told everyone at school the next day.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:23, More)

» Dad Jokes

Only last year
My dad, my wife and me out walking the woods.
My wife (to me) "You're such a country boy"
My dad "Oi! Don't call my son a c*nt!"
Genius.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:26, More)

» Dad Jokes

Just remembered something...
My dad insists that he saw this joke on a lolly stick...
Q:Why do elephants have four feet?
A: Because they'd look silly with six inches
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:57, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Some names what I have heard.
Russell Sprout
Gordon Warden
And my personal favourite...
Miss I Lovett-Standing.
I bet you do love...
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:42, More)

» When I met the parents

When m'lady met m'mum
First time I took the current Mrs Sleary to meet my Mum, we'd been in the door two minutes before Mum decided that my teeth were dirty and started scrubbing them with a tea-towel and salt.
I hadn't even introduced my young lady by this point.
Later on, after lunch, my lady was sat on the sofa drinking tea with the cat on her lap. The dog barked, the cat jumped, the tea went up the wall.
We've been married five years.
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 15:23, More)
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