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hey,
go with it...

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» Losing Your Virginity

deeply embarrasing moment
when i realised through my drunken haze i had lost my cherry to a real dirty fat arsed welsh hippacrocapig. This, in turn spurned me on to be a dirty tart and sleep with anybody else (and fast) to get rid of any traces....

I still have trouble remembering all that happened in one week when i was 18...
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 10:37, More)

» Dad Jokes

my dad ALWAYS says
(in a god awful Australian accent)
Whats your wifes name Sheila?
What do you do for a living Digger?
Whats your favorite colour Blue?

Funny for the first time
repeated ad nauseum ...no so
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 9:08, More)