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» Dad Jokes
my papa and his comedy routines
My dad's main comedy crime was excessive use of the phrase 'said the vicar to the actress' or vice versa, as in:
(after sunday lunch) 'I'm stuffed'
'Said the actress to the vicar'
Took me bloody ages (well, about 12 years, as I was a slow learner) to work out why my mum used to go red... then I started to find it bloody funny
Damnit- I'm starting to feel broody now :)
Oh- and he used to tell racist phonetic jokes as well.
PS- first post, cos I can't potto shop for a fig.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 18:20, More)
my papa and his comedy routines
My dad's main comedy crime was excessive use of the phrase 'said the vicar to the actress' or vice versa, as in:
(after sunday lunch) 'I'm stuffed'
'Said the actress to the vicar'
Took me bloody ages (well, about 12 years, as I was a slow learner) to work out why my mum used to go red... then I started to find it bloody funny
Damnit- I'm starting to feel broody now :)
Oh- and he used to tell racist phonetic jokes as well.
PS- first post, cos I can't potto shop for a fig.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 18:20, More)