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Gool Ol' Dad
Shortly after Halloween one year, we found ourselves to be stuck with a rather large tube of fake blood. It didn't take my dad long to try out some of his prop comicness on us while we we watching TV.

Once a commercial rudely interrupted Tom and Jerry, my Dad emerged from his bedroom with his hands clasped together. He told us that he had caught a fairy that was flying around the house, and was about to show it to us when suddenly blood began spurting from between his fingers. We shreiked along with Dad as he opened his hands to reveal the carnage, which became rapidly obvious that it was fake blood.

The worst part of it was that he repeated this joke no less than 3 more times, apparently unaware that children develop memory at a very young age. Maybe he just wanted to get rid of the tube.
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 1:45, More)