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# G'ning all.


Yesterday afternoon, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, so I am now a father!

Edit: Thanks everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
CONGRATUBABYLATIONS!

edit: also, quite a bit of hummus there, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# congrats to you all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# why are you on b3ta and not at the hospital cooing over your daughter?
was it a long one or did she pop out?

*edit*
and congrats to you for having working wedding veg.

*lights cigar, swigs brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# She was supposed to be a home birth
but it was a really long labour so we ended up going into hospital. Then baby's heart rate was dropping so they whipped her out right quick and off to special care to observe her overnight.

Both baby (Imogen) and mum are ok now, I've just spoken to her and I'm waiting for her to phone me back so I know whether I'm going in to visit them or bring them back home.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# c-section?
that's a standard 5 days in hospital i think.

and no driving for 6 weeks.

glad they are both ok.

was it going to be in one of those birthing pools?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Nah
No C-section fortunately, just suction cup and a roomfull of people suddenly.

Nope. No birthing pool, just a TENS machine and a bit of gas and air, she coped like that for about 40 hours, I'm really proud of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# STITCHES?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# A couple
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# PICTURES?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You are a bad, bad man.
So no, you're not seeing the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it's for research
FOR A BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Vaginal prolapse due to x-treem childbirth - a photographic guide"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# were you in THE WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# they don't normally let first time mothers home before babies first bath
and a few useful tips
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# "Don't let your child near the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# BEWARE THE NONCES
ASKING ABOUT C-SECTIONS AND BIRTHING POOLS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
DROWN THE NONCE THEN CUT HIS STOMACH OPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THE VESTIGE OF A SICK MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *looks shifty*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# awww. congrats !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Congrats!
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I was just thinking about you this morning and wondering if she'd had yet!
CONGRATUMIFICILATIONS!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# So is having a baby the latest bandwagon or something?
We should make it next week's challenge.

Also, congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# well announce it next week and then do the challenge 9 months later.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It'll be up to the mods on how they want to arrange it.
HEY GUYS EVERYONE VOTE FOR MY REALLY GREAT IDEA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
You might want to add something about taking a picture of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# But where could you find pictures
of people having sex on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good point.
Maybe one day they'll put some porn on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You're getting "having babies" mixed up with "making babies".
That's not the kind of mistake you want to make in the presence of ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Haha! No!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# talking to the other half about having a baby whilest looking at porn.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# That should confuse her long enough
to finish watching if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# if it were me tho i'd be incline to point out that that thats probably the wrong hole for making babies.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# What, the ear?
It is?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# could well be, but most of the time i've seen porn it's seems to be in the mouth or up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You clearly don't have the high quality degredation I have....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Probably just as well...
I think this makes you a better person...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I'm still undecided about whether or not it's necessary.
It won't just be an "Image Challenge", it will be a "Personal Image Challenge".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I've got 3 so far.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Previous ones don't count
they have to be concieved for the sole purpose of entering the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# And the name of the child will be assigned by an impartial lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Heh
I've just found proof that the mods don't check the image challenge question:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post117955#post118510
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yay
Well done fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# congratulations sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# YAAAY!!
WELL DONE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yays! Congrats matey. You'll be needing to sell yer xwing then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Girl babies FTW!
congratulations.
And Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!!
& congrats!!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# fantastulance!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Many, many congratulations, Sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# CONGRATUFYING!!!!!
Seems you're having quite the day of it, a new baby AND top hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Congratumalations on the sprog farming!
and woo for pic
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Congratulations
(And Imogen is a lovely name.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Congrabulations!
Lovely celebratory post too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Haha! Loverly!
Clever and unusually soft and squishy for this board! Congrats! ;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# [woo & yay....
...good for you! and the pic too]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hurrah! :)

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Congrats!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I've just clicked this on my friends feed
not realising it was still on the board, so...

Congrats sir!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yay :D
all baby announcements should be FP'd (babies ftw) (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Congrats to you all
I have all this to come in June. Yay for b3ta babies!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Huge congrats!
and a woopic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome to parenthood!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Teehee!
Very funny!
Congratulations :D
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Congratulations old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# congrats!
lovely work sir!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ovulate, damn you, ovulate!
you are out of sperm.
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# WATE
you told me you was a sexy sexy laydee!

Congrats mate, hope mum and sprog are well :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# haha i wonder what your daughter will think of this tribute 'shop, several years from now?
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# huzzah!
I won't congratulate on the FP, it would be a disrespect to the little one.

(I helped save b3ta! frox, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
This means you've probably had sex at least once, so you're doing better than most of the layabouts on here.

Imogen is a great name btw. Bonus random fact: Imogen is also the name of one of my favourite BBC B computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *ksssssh*
You ARE the father...

*kssssh*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Great shot, kid. That was one in a million
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
congrats mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# awesome!

(maninthespoon, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 7:16, archived)
# genius on both counts!
congratulations mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Gongratulations brand new father :)
\o\ \o/ /o/
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# absolutely awesome :)
The FP and the new fatherhood - well done fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Congrats!
I came out of lurkage to say congrats on the baby. And yays for the fp. *goes back to hiding*
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hey, nice post.
and congratulations on the arrival. We had a little boy 3 months ago.

Great isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# congrats!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)