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# G'ning all.


Yesterday afternoon, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, so I am now a father!

Edit: Thanks everyone!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
CONGRATUBABYLATIONS!

edit: also, quite a bit of hummus there, woo
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# congrats to you all
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# why are you on b3ta and not at the hospital cooing over your daughter?
was it a long one or did she pop out?

*edit*
and congrats to you for having working wedding veg.

*lights cigar, swigs brandy*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# She was supposed to be a home birth
but it was a really long labour so we ended up going into hospital. Then baby's heart rate was dropping so they whipped her out right quick and off to special care to observe her overnight.

Both baby (Imogen) and mum are ok now, I've just spoken to her and I'm waiting for her to phone me back so I know whether I'm going in to visit them or bring them back home.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# c-section?
that's a standard 5 days in hospital i think.

and no driving for 6 weeks.

glad they are both ok.

was it going to be in one of those birthing pools?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Nah
No C-section fortunately, just suction cup and a roomfull of people suddenly.

Nope. No birthing pool, just a TENS machine and a bit of gas and air, she coped like that for about 40 hours, I'm really proud of her.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# STITCHES?
;)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# A couple
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# PICTURES?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You are a bad, bad man.
So no, you're not seeing the pictures.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it's for research
FOR A BOOK
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Vaginal prolapse due to x-treem childbirth - a photographic guide"
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# were you in THE WHO?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# they don't normally let first time mothers home before babies first bath
and a few useful tips
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# "Don't let your child near the internet"
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# BEWARE THE NONCES
ASKING ABOUT C-SECTIONS AND BIRTHING POOLS
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
DROWN THE NONCE THEN CUT HIS STOMACH OPEN!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THE VESTIGE OF A SICK MIND.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *looks shifty*
*hides*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# awww. congrats !
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Congrats!
and woo
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I was just thinking about you this morning and wondering if she'd had yet!
CONGRATUMIFICILATIONS!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# So is having a baby the latest bandwagon or something?
We should make it next week's challenge.

Also, congrats!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# well announce it next week and then do the challenge 9 months later.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It'll be up to the mods on how they want to arrange it.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
You might want to add something about taking a picture of it.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# But where could you find pictures
of people having sex on the internet?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good point.
Maybe one day they'll put some porn on the internet.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You're getting "having babies" mixed up with "making babies".
That's not the kind of mistake you want to make in the presence of ladies.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Haha! No!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# talking to the other half about having a baby whilest looking at porn.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# That should confuse her long enough
to finish watching if nothing else.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# if it were me tho i'd be incline to point out that that thats probably the wrong hole for making babies.
probably.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# What, the ear?
It is?

O_o
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# could well be, but most of the time i've seen porn it's seems to be in the mouth or up the arse.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You clearly don't have the high quality degredation I have....
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# probably not.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Probably just as well...
I think this makes you a better person...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I'm still undecided about whether or not it's necessary.
It won't just be an "Image Challenge", it will be a "Personal Image Challenge".
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I've got 3 so far.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Previous ones don't count
they have to be concieved for the sole purpose of entering the challenge.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# And the name of the child will be assigned by an impartial lottery.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Heh
I've just found proof that the mods don't check the image challenge question:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post117955#post118510
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yay
Well done fella! :)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# congratulations sir
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# YAAAY!!
WELL DONE YOU!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yays! Congrats matey. You'll be needing to sell yer xwing then:P
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Girl babies FTW!
congratulations.
And Woo!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!!
& congrats!!

WOO!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# fantastulance!
wooo!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Many, many congratulations, Sir!
:)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# CONGRATUFYING!!!!!
Seems you're having quite the day of it, a new baby AND top hummus...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Congratumalations on the sprog farming!
and woo for pic
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Congratulations
(And Imogen is a lovely name.)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Congrabulations!
Lovely celebratory post too.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well done you.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Haha! Loverly!
Clever and unusually soft and squishy for this board! Congrats! ;)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# [woo & yay....
...good for you! and the pic too]
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hurrah! :)

well done
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Congrats!!
\o/
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I've just clicked this on my friends feed
not realising it was still on the board, so...

Congrats sir!!!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yay :D
all baby announcements should be FP'd (babies ftw) (:
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Congrats to you all
I have all this to come in June. Yay for b3ta babies!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Huge congrats!
and a woopic too.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome to parenthood!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Teehee!
Very funny!
Congratulations :D
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Congratulations old chap!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# congrats!
lovely work sir!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ovulate, damn you, ovulate!
you are out of sperm.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# WATE
you told me you was a sexy sexy laydee!

Congrats mate, hope mum and sprog are well :)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# haha i wonder what your daughter will think of this tribute 'shop, several years from now?
congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# huzzah!
I won't congratulate on the FP, it would be a disrespect to the little one.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
This means you've probably had sex at least once, so you're doing better than most of the layabouts on here.

Imogen is a great name btw. Bonus random fact: Imogen is also the name of one of my favourite BBC B computer games.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *ksssssh*
You ARE the father...

*kssssh*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Great shot, kid. That was one in a million
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
congrats mate :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# awesome!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 7:16, archived)
# genius on both counts!
congratulations mate :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Gongratulations brand new father :)
\o\ \o/ /o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# absolutely awesome :)
The FP and the new fatherhood - well done fella :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Congrats!
I came out of lurkage to say congrats on the baby. And yays for the fp. *goes back to hiding*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hey, nice post.
and congratulations on the arrival. We had a little boy 3 months ago.

Great isn't it?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# congrats!
and woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)