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» Impromptu Games You Play
Dancing
Think of as many songs, films, TV programmes or whatever that have the word 'dance' in the title. Then replace 'dance' with 'wank'. Giggle childishly.
For example:
Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Private Dancer - Tina Turner
Flashdance
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 19:11, More)
Dancing
Think of as many songs, films, TV programmes or whatever that have the word 'dance' in the title. Then replace 'dance' with 'wank'. Giggle childishly.
For example:
Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Private Dancer - Tina Turner
Flashdance
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 19:11, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Up The Wall
I once threw up on my ceiling. I'd been drinking red wine and decided I was going to puke so I set off for the lavvy but didn't make it. I put my hand over my mouth which didn't so much stop it as turn it into a high-pressure jet. It made a perfect, pink peacock's tail right up the wall and onto the ceiling and this was in a tenement flat where the ceilings are 10 feet high. It took hours to clean up.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:29, More)
Up The Wall
I once threw up on my ceiling. I'd been drinking red wine and decided I was going to puke so I set off for the lavvy but didn't make it. I put my hand over my mouth which didn't so much stop it as turn it into a high-pressure jet. It made a perfect, pink peacock's tail right up the wall and onto the ceiling and this was in a tenement flat where the ceilings are 10 feet high. It took hours to clean up.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:29, More)