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» Best Graffiti Ever
Toilet door
All stools over 2 lb must be lowered by hand
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:05, More)
Toilet door
All stools over 2 lb must be lowered by hand
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:05, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Jeremy Beadle hand, and tramps and pizzas.
1. I was out for a few drinks with a friend, and was introduced to his twin brother who, i noticed, had a "Jeremy Beadle" hand. After a few rounds it was this guys turn to get the drinks in. There were four of us, so when he asked me what i wanted to drink I said "i'll come with you and give you A HAND at the bar..." followed by awkward glances as i realized my faux pas.
2. After a night out drinking with some friends we had decided to get some pizzas for the walk home. On the way we passed a homeless person. I couldn't eat my last few slices of pizza, so thought that the homeless guy might appreciate a free meal. Offering him the pizza he seemed pleased, and asked what was on it. "it's ham and pineapple" i said. "Oh, i dont like pineapple" he said, to which, in my slightly tactless and drunken state replied "well, beggars cant be choosers!"
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:31, More)
Jeremy Beadle hand, and tramps and pizzas.
1. I was out for a few drinks with a friend, and was introduced to his twin brother who, i noticed, had a "Jeremy Beadle" hand. After a few rounds it was this guys turn to get the drinks in. There were four of us, so when he asked me what i wanted to drink I said "i'll come with you and give you A HAND at the bar..." followed by awkward glances as i realized my faux pas.
2. After a night out drinking with some friends we had decided to get some pizzas for the walk home. On the way we passed a homeless person. I couldn't eat my last few slices of pizza, so thought that the homeless guy might appreciate a free meal. Offering him the pizza he seemed pleased, and asked what was on it. "it's ham and pineapple" i said. "Oh, i dont like pineapple" he said, to which, in my slightly tactless and drunken state replied "well, beggars cant be choosers!"
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:31, More)