Escher Cocks!

Click for stupendously big wallpaper sized 1280x1024
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

cockerrific

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

word up my scots brother!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

Noice!
And it looks innocent enough that you can tell people they're missiles, with a withering look, if they ask why you have cocks as your wallpaper.
( Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

or bones...
*titters*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

COCK TUESDAY


Go on, you've done well.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

so what is this cock army i've just joined?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

you need to put your rank in your profile
Whenever you impress me, your leader I will promote you to a higher rank, by giving you a better picture to put in your profile.

You should display your medals with pride too, there is also the Magenta Heart, The Cock Chief medal and the Anti-Troll medal.

Work hard.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

done and done

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

There are only a few rules
CDC or cartoon cocks only.
Only on Tuesdays unless Cocks or Tuesday are mentioned in a Thread.

good luck soldier.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

*salutes, with cock.

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

I would like to exchange this medal for a low cock-rank

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

YAY!
an award! ta :)
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Its a medal rather than an award
not many have been given it though - maybe about 6
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

It also looks like a birds eye view of streets/blocks in America
Just cock shaped houses and gardens.
( Tom0 Humpty Dumpty Numpty, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Hahahah awesome!
I set this as my desktop then remembered that I'm taking my computer to my Grandma's today.
Everyone post your dekstops at me so I can choose something more suitable! :D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

I'm still using this
www.b3ta.com/board/8328680

I like it lots. (He posted a largish one down the thread.)
(boris the spider borisspider.110mb.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

About the same size as the source material...
www.b3tards.com/u/84c5dc19e733bd2c3f9a/spaced.jpg
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Both of those are a bit too small D:

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Stretch it man!
How big does it need to be?
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

1280x1024

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Well if you WILL have a big monitor....
(as do I, I'm just no respecter of original aspect ratios)
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Big? It's too small for me D:

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Dual widescreen monitor setup for sir?
Like the graphics girlie in our office?
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

That's generally the idea, yeah.
My parents and sister are going to France later this month, I'll buy an adapter off ebay and nick her monitor for my desk :D
They're both the same size.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

We're plotting to hook up all the office monitors to one computer...
Thereby making a 'world domination' style display to work with...
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahahah!
You should hang some off the wall, so it's so many wide, and so many high.
Then put up a large picture of a swastika.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I do a great under-the-eyebrows evil stare too...
*puts on black shirt*

*purchases cane*
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

:D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

I have one of the Ubuntu Satanic backdrops.
www.ubuntusatanic.org/ Not much use to you if you're not on Linux, though I suppose you could still use the wallpapers. But that would be a bit silly.
( Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Grandma's a johovah's witness.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Haha, bad idea then.

( Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Try
www.wincustomize.com - loads there.
( Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Ooh actually Caewan's bus driver linked him to a good site, which I had a look at when he linked it to prodge...
www.opacity.us/

Edit: Aha, I'm using this now:
www.opacity.us/extras/wallpapers/metropolitan_open_screens_1280x1024.jpg
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

ttssattr always does great wallpaper stuff
search thru. I've got one of his up at home atm.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Enjoy.............
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/photo3wallpaper.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/tankssimplewallpaper.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/tankswallpaperbig.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/jumpwallpaper.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/communistwallpaper.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/beetlevectorwallpaper.gif
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ace, I'll save thems for later!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

I'll give you my god damn desktop
may contain horses

HAHA HAHAH AHAH

*cries*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Here's one I made for myself but you can have it as you're special.


CLICKY FOR BIGGY
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

I'll bookmark this whole thread, there's a goldmine here

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

that's superb
and i also like how the line between the balls makes it look like the black cocks are spurting white cum and the white cocks are spurting tar
(boris the spider borisspider.110mb.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

cock bombs!

( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

The sense of order breaks down into
COCK CHAOS.......
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

WHEN PRIDE MARCHES TURN TO ANARCHY!
I can just imagine sherrif John Bunnel exclaiming "Pretty soon they all get to be man handled, in the county jail" :D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

WATCH
As this man turns from HOMO to JOHN DOE, in the blink of an eye!
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahahahahaha
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

Interlocking cocks...
..as perfect as cockwork!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

*applies*
Marvellon.
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

this looks like war
it's a 1940's war poster

about some kind of cock onslaught

with resultant bukkake apocalypse
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

COCK ONSLAUGHT
Now available on DVD as well as VHS
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

no doubt it's a real title too
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Too scared to google 0_0

( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

do it!
if not for yourself, for the honour of b3ta!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha
Awesome!!

:D
( XLVII, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

it certainly is cock tuesday!!
i just was sent an email not once not twice but THREE fucking times saying i wasn't getting an interview!!
*seethes*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

At least you got the e-mail...
I've been left waiting so many times I've had to assume that I'm doomed.
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

lets burn them....
BURN THEM ALL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

THEY ARE ALL AGAINST ME
THEY ALL MUST DIE

*twitches*
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

Write back FOUR times telling them that you are going to turn up for one
Anyway and they can't stop you.
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

nice one!
*grabs interview suit**


*pirate outfit
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I would employ one the spot
anyone who turned up for a job interview dressed as a 18th Century sea dog.
( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

surely it's a good thing that you got the email three times from the same place saying no
if they are that competant possible working for them might drive you over the edge

edit:

send them this


Dear [whosoever]

Thank you for your recent refusal of employment.

Regrettably, at the current time I have received refusals of employment from an unusually high number of prestigious organisations and at this time am unable to accept your current refusal to employ me.

With this in mind, I look forward to seeing you at the start of business on [date]

Yours faithfully

Me
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

over the edge?
i'm looking up at the edge from my pit of insanity!!
*gibbers*
EDIT: that'll learn 'em!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

I wish I had a pit of insanity
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

*hands crazy shovel*
there you go!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

This thing is all curled up like a bitch! that ain't no shovel! crazy foo!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)