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» Kids

I awoke this very morning to find my dangly bit all swollen.

I spoke to my son about it and he informed that that was the taste tester.

If food tastes good then it allows it to pass,
if bad then its a No-No. He said I had tasted something bad, his mum grinned.

He also informed me if I touched it with a blade of grass I would be sick.

Remy, I Love you so much.

:D
(Fri 18th Apr 2008, 15:02, More)

» Insults

YOU SMELL OF GAY
*with hand up to nose action.
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 19:20, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Russell Crowe
When I was slimmer and staying with my dad in Australia around the time the film Gladiator came out I was mistaken for Russell Crowe daily....I have the same attitude as him and I do look a little bit like him. I smack photographers too. When I started to see in the news that he was as short tempered as me I started to love it as it gave me free licence to get pissed and be aggressive.
(Sun 3rd Jun 2007, 17:35, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Because im just plain lazy..
Oh i am the boss..
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 12:04, More)

» Work Experience

Camden market
Mine consisted of an early start from forest hill at 0500 hours, twas when you could jump the train , so 20 mins of tagging the fuck out of network south east i was at london bridge then strait on to the then free northen line for a bit more tagging (rar3 if any one remembers) i would then emerge up into the hippest place on earth to sell t shirts for 12 hours to foreign students and clowns. the rave scean was just kicking in so i quickly became a pill head and spent sundays tripping and smoking blow while letching every woman that walked past the stall (thats what we called it then) I only got paid 50 a day at 15/16 i tell you it was fucking terrible..
(Thu 10th May 2007, 16:11, More)
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