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To start - please excuse my Portugese.
I lived in a house about five years ago with 12 Brazillians (I was their boss at a nightclub I worked at), and as you do, enlisted them to teach me as many profanities in Portugese as possible.
Some of these included: -

Cala Boca (shut up),

Fila fa puta (son of a bitch) and

Vi tu manicoo (Drink your own ass).

I always did think that the last one was a little strange, but apparently it was similar to the C word in our language.
I've spent the last 5 years trying to impress every Brazillian/Portugese person I met with my rather rude dialect, all of whom pissed them selves laughing once I had finished my repitoire, and me being me, loved the attention.
Anyway.
After meeting a Scallie who is fluent in Protugese/Spanish/Otalian/German, I tried out my foreign tongue. He preceded to wet himself with excitement, then tell me that I had infact been calling myself a gay boy for 5 long years.
If I ever find the twonk who taught me Vi tu manicoo, I shall make him drink his own ass.
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 16:12, More)