» Insults

insult me, oh go on then....
I am quite partial to a " you were just a wank till your mum got in the way"

Been used many a time while trading insults with mates..
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 23:31, More)

» Guilty Secrets

A certain photo....
A few years back and a few (2) mates and i decided to have an ale or 6 in local pub one saturday night, queue lots more than 6 ales. journey home went normally (stagger, sing etc etc). i was living with folks at the time at it wasnt unusal for me to invite drunk friends to sleep on couch while i trundled off to bed drunk. so friends sleep on both of the couches we have in lounge. we all woke in morning with bad heads and the usual post drunkeness stuff. they leave, i suppose your wondering where this is going...

ok, couple of months later, parents ask me to print out holiday snaps on their digital camera that was residing on mantle piece like it always does, and much to my dismay with folks looking over shoulder while i develop said pics on pc was a photo of 1 of my aforementioned friends passed out on a couch having pissed himself with his nob out.

now im a very liberal minded chap but i havent had the guts to ask other friend about what happened.....

scarred for life......
i will carry this to my grave i hope
(Thu 6th Sep 2007, 1:24, More)