» Driven to Madness

achica.com
A members only website, that about sums it up.
Trite crud for people too lazy to buy what they like and need instructions. (*I could add a similar comment for apple products).
If I remember correctly Matalan is also an exclusive members only club.
(Tue 9th Oct 2012, 16:53, More)

» Unusual talents

Pub larfs
After losing half my thumb in a bike crash and having a false one fitted (yeah, I was teen and vain).One night I won a bet for who can stand the most pain with a fag lighter flame under their thumb (*stupid hard men, they all wussed out)!
(Fri 19th Nov 2010, 15:06, More)

» Utterly Drunk

London early 90's
Went on a pub crawl, wound up in some club with black walls, read: too pissed / stoned to center, 4 hrs later just drinking wound up trying to have a kip on New Oxford Street in December. What I didn't know was the black paint on the walls transferred.... So I came out looking like a 50% chap of colour.

Ended up crashing in Waterloo station all night... nasty business. I have to thank my then good mate for saving me from bum rape from passing peoples.
(Sat 16th Feb 2013, 17:38, More)