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» Best Graffiti Ever

Dean Lewtas...
...is a grass. I don't know him personally, but the huge number of times this appeared in Salford should surely be testament to his sell-out ability
(Fri 4th May 2007, 14:16, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

On walking the dog...
lots of wasteland near me - old, flooded mineshafts. TOver the years they've turned into lakes. Me n' me pop were out walking the dog when my age was such that reproduction as a concept hadn't cropped up. We saw, (what I now recognise as), one frog mounting another. During their passion, however, they'd obviously been run over by a trail bike - still alive but they weren't gonna lead separate lives anymore. I asked Dad something along the lines of- "Why's one frog on top of the other". He replied, "Frog's have to travel a long way to get to different ponds, so they give each other piggybacks when they get tired". Quite a sweet, Beatrix Potter-like explanation, really. Pity that I also remember that Dad lobbed the Play-Doh'ed toads into the middle of the lake....
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 23:53, More)

» Dad Jokes

please. god. let it go.
on getting up before twelve. "what's up? is there a war on?"

Just because he's got a ***kin' bladder problem, I reckon!
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 0:14, More)