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So this is how they do it...

(Mon 16th Jan 2012, 23:07, More)

Reading between the lines...

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(Fri 15th Jul 2011, 22:28, More)

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» Overheard secrets

When I was in halls of residence
We had shared toilets/bathrooms, and a cleaner would come round every day to give them a wipe over. She would usually be accompanied by an old fella with a broom, who would spend the morning sweeping the same bit of corridor and generally chatting away to her. One morning, I overheard this gem of conversation:

"Ay, Jean, I had a wee this morning and it was orange!"
"Yer wha?"
"I had a wee and it was orange! Is that normal?"
"Erm... as long as it doesn't sting, love"

Not as good as the others on here, but it still makes me smile.
(Wed 31st Aug 2011, 18:29, More)

» Crap Gadgets

My first MP3 player
I bought around 10 years ago was one of the first MP3 players that was relatively affordable. It had a *massive* 48 megabytes of memory (about enough for an album in low quality) and connected via the computer's parallel port using a docking station (and therefore took sodding ages to copy songs onto). As for the screen, as far as I remember it just had two numbers to show you which track you were on, and the time. I think it cost about 50, and was obsolete within the year.
(Thu 29th Sep 2011, 16:57, More)