Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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When I was in halls of residenceWe had shared toilets/bathrooms, and a cleaner would come round every day to give them a wipe over. She would usually be accompanied by an old fella with a broom, who would spend the morning sweeping the same bit of corridor and generally chatting away to her. One morning, I overheard this gem of conversation:
"Ay, Jean, I had a wee this morning and it was orange!"
"Yer wha?"
"I had a wee and it was orange! Is that normal?"
"Erm... as long as it doesn't sting, love"
Not as good as the others on here, but it still makes me smile.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)
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