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I am a 30-something male living in the SE of England and working for a software company. Welcome to my b3ta profile.

Rev. Jesse. zombified me on 26th August 2008

DTH blaaaaarbed me on 11th July 2008



Stuff that I've done what I like:



 

 

 

 

 

Barbarossa in the Press!

This image appeared in the 30rd Oct 2008 edition of Nuts magazine.


This image was "Spam of the Week" in the 4th July 2008 edition of Nuts magazine!


This image appeared in the 30th May 2008 edition of Nuts magazine.


This image (or at least one very similar) appeared in the 25th Apr 2008 edition of Nuts magazine.


These two images appeared in the 18th Apr 2008 edition of Nuts magazine.
 

These two images appeared in the 14th Mar 2008 edition of Nuts magazine. The second one was "Spam of the Week", and won me an iPod Nano!
 

This image appeared in the 3rd Aug 2007 edition of Zoo magazine.



Best Image Challenge Entries:

Supergroups - 7th May 2008 (2nd)


Spoonerisms - 24th October 2007 (5th)


Animated Smilies 2.0 - 17th September 2008 (6th)


Wrong man for the job - 23rd January 2008 (6th)


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Recent front page messages:

Is it just me, or...

(Tue 7th Oct 2008, 15:27, More)

'ning!

(Fri 5th Sep 2008, 10:47, More)

One way ticket to hull purchased...

Thanks to -D- for the idea
(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 15:36, More)

Classical art ... Brian Blessed ... what more could you want...?

(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 14:44, More)

I give up on trying to find decent source images for countdown...

(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 16:43, More)

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(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 15:43, More)

Dirty man!

(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 13:07, More)

mini-bauer

(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 13:54, More)

Best answers to questions:

» How nerdy are you?

Breaking my QOTW virginity here UPDATED
...so be gentle.

In one summer holiday while doing a maths degree at university, I took it upon myself to make a rug of the Mandelbrot set.

I programmed my BBC B computer to plot the picture, and got it to calculate how many strands of wool of each colour I needed. I then went to the wool shop and befuddled the shop assistant, who's only comment was "There's a lot of black, isn't there?"

I then set about making the rug, based on a printout from the above program.

The rug itself is about a metre square, and I think it contains 10000 strands of wool, which all had to be stitched by hand, using a special hooked tool.

It took about 10 weeks to complete, and I still have it 18 years later.

EDIT: Link to pic, it's a bit fuzzy, because my phone cam is shite

img183.imageshack.us/img183/6932/rugkp4.jpg
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 17:28, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Crushing an egg in your hand by squeezing
This one time, when some eggs had gone past their sell-by date, I attempted to prove or disprove the theory that it is not possible to crush an egg length-ways in your hand by squeezing alone.

After much exertion this appeared to be the case; I could not crush the egg like this, so I then wondered if it was actually possible to crush it width-ways.

For a time it appeared that this wasn't possible either, but then I squeezed just that little bit more, and that extra pressure on the shell must have caused it to crack, and it broke.

Well I say broke, it actually exploded because of the pressure I was exerting on it, and it sprayed all the eggy goodness about 6 feet into the air, all over myself, and all over my good lady wife who was acting the part of an impartial observer to the proceedings.

I was quite unpopular for the rest of the evening.
(Fri 25th Jul 2008, 11:07, More)

» Pet Peeves

Percentage abuse
It really annoys me when people say rubbish like "I gave it 110%".


You can't give it more than 100%. Fact.
(Wed 7th May 2008, 16:14, More)