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# The new b3ta range of Ferraris

#1 The barbarossa:

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# *pre-orders*
Very nicely done!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# You!
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ooooh, noice!
*awaits #2*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Take some senokot
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Tried that, and a vacuum cleaner
Nothing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# chicken madras and a bottle of merlot
will do the trick
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# What do you do with the bottle?
*fears*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# you use it next day to force your poo round the u-bend
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# All-Bran with prunes.
Then go ski-jumping.

If that doesn't clear it, there was nothing there to start with.

And with that, I'm off...

I *might* see you again B3ta!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You don't have to be at work to b3ta, you know...
it's just more fun that way.

Good luck chief!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I have to be at work to have the time to B3ta... and see my favourite day regulars
*smooshes Cap'n Wow, Trelly, Jessie, Joliet, I_Yam_Bucket, Flowerpot, Smash Monkey and all the other female B3tans*

*shakes hands with the ridiculously long list of male B3tans*

*rides off into the sunset*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Noooooo!
Don't leave me!... er, us! I mean't us.

ahem!

*smooshes and attempts to never let go!*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thank you
whoever you are...

hey - where's my wallet

OI - COME BACK HERE YOU CUNT!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *puts arm round barryheadwound*
*looks ahead*

There goes the best goddarn gerbil wrangler we ever had.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :'-o
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *lowers pants to half mast*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :'-/
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *nearly bites through lip trying to stop herself from laughing*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *waves*
he'll come back, they always do
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# did you watch the video?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Tonight.
I'm coming back, and I'm watching that damn video if it kills me.

But for now, hearing test awaits!

Byeeee!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# groovy
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *waves*
Be well, sir.
And Bon Chance with the teaching mullarky!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I'll see you in a suit at the most dapper bash ever in Derby...
I AM going... honest...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# You'd better be, young sir!
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# when and where is this Derby bash
?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# October, and it's in Cleethorpes*
*May not be in Cleethorpes.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *strokes chin fur*
I might be able to come to that one...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# october of some thing similar
also, i need new hippity hoppity musics. any suggestions?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# What kind of moozic?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# just nice old skoolish hip hop
relaxing stuff
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Out of luck then
New old folk: Johnny Flynn or Joker's Daughter
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Eric B and Rakim is a good port of call
if you want old skool and happy making look out Pete Rock and CL Smooth (INI is a good Pete Rock collabo with a more reggae feel to it) or DJ Krush or Leaders of the Nu Skool.... if you're looking for something more instrumental Entroducing by DJ Shadow is a record I would recommend to anyone
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# entroducing is top.
have you ever come across solillaquists of sound? www.myspace.com/solilla really cool, groovy sort of hip hop. they've recently done some cool stuff with chalie 2na
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I haven't heard of them
I'll check them out. Thanks.

While we're on doing this I think you will like Winter In America by Gil Scott Herron. You might not, but it's worth a good listen if you can get your hands on it.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Rakim (anything), Dr. Octagon (Ecologist)
KRS One...

erm - what sort of think you looking for?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# krs one is brilliant
i've also recently discovered common and aesop rock. i think i've heard some of rakim, i'll check him out, cheers.

i've mostly been on a format, J5 bender of late
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# if you like J5
get anything by Blackalicious or on Quannum Records (previously Soulsides). They did a sort of manifesto record called Quannum Spectrum in... 1999? it's worth looking out. Also - harder to find but possibly worth it is things on Major Force (West) ... MoWax released a collection which is very good.

If you like Aesop rock check out Mike Ladd (Welcome to the After Future) and Sage Francis ... also there's a guy called Apathy who has some quite good stuff but it's proper internet hip hop
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i've got everything sage and the anticon label have released. :)
i'm a huge sage fan, though the last album not so much. My favourite off of anticon is Alias, really dubby heavy ugly stuff. also really getting into Dose One of late, you heard much of him?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# yeah - big fan
I really like the Why? and... arg - what were they called - on Ninja Tune... cLOUDED they were pretty fucked up.

You should look out some TTC and Assassin for that French feel (if you haven't seen it La Haine is a brilliant introduction to French Hip Hop). Teki Latex has a good solo album, but it's a little more hipster disco ... like Ed Banger stuff or Chromeo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ive got all this bookmarked to have a listen to when i get back from work.
cheers.

I used to be a fan of the ed banger stuff but then it all got a bit too twee for me. i'll give the other stuff a go though. cheers
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# You need this:
Gulag Orkestar by Beirut.

It's wonderful.

it's not hip-hop, it's just wonderful.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Good, you better be going
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Don't go sir
*waves* :(
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# what part of yule nevir leaf
don't you understand?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, I have a Twix and a cup of tea
Any good?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# only if you get a funnel and stand on your head
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *balances*
Ok, now what?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *videos*
You're very flexible, aren't you?

;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *sighs*
I used to be, I used to be....

May I join in dapperness at Derby - or the female equivalent thereof?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i certainly hope so
after being thoroughly shown up by dave draws this year i'm going to have to really step up my game.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You think you were shown up?
My effort was making sure my t-shirt was fairly clean
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha well i'm not sure i'll be doing anything special for london
i might go for a shirt and waist coat though maybe... trouble with any of that is i need new shoes
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I do have some nice new shoes,
but I don't want to wear new things when I'm likely to be drinking heavily
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Wise man, sir.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure where Mr Doom got that from,
But I'm seriously considering it now.

Of course you may - but then you looked very dapper* at the last one!


*or the female equivalent thereof
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I did rather
Maybe this time I shall go for full length evening dress
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I say!
*looks forward to that*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *ponders*
I think I even know which one. Wonder if I can still get into it....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# have you ever cleared a drain?
well it's a bit like that, except instead of drainex, you have tea and instead of a plunger you have a twix.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# If you need a hand, just say, always happy to help :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Actually, if you could just hold _that_
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Will do :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear.....
ewwww
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I know, Lurcio wont be happy
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *changes username to F40GTO*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha
I wanted a personalised number plate, so I changed my name to WL07 6YH
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# How about the GTFO40?
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha
tits and their GTFO
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I think the Mitsubishi FAQ
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I imagine it would have pink fluffy seats :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ...and Clive driving
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The first thing that came into my head when you said that
Was Clive from Men behaving Badly

fuck knows why
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# haha
Clive and Anthea
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I bet they got it on
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I'd have done Anthea
she a was a ripe seam just waiting to be plundered.

edit - ooh it was George - not Clive
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I would do anything at the moment
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# actually, I may have to retract my last statement
I may have been confusing her with Belinder Lang

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Valerie%20Minifie


ahhhh - that's better: images.google.co.uk/images?q=belinda lang
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# As I said 'I will do any thing at the moment'
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Can you do all this work for me, then?
*gestures at huge stack of work*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# top 'shoppage!
now you can drive Barb' right around the bend!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# He does anyway...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# very nicely done
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# oh lovely jubbley! :D
*clicks*

EDIT: Also profiled.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# can I touch it?
I really want to touch it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# very good job Sir
... I imagine that the upholstery is real leopard skin and the engine runs on kittin tears. No reason - I just like to imagine things.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Niiiiiice!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# corr!
lovely job there
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# SOLD!...
...what kind of engine you got in there?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)