*obvious crunchie/penis joke*Tribs had a better joke and I couldn;t think of one!
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Mon 10 May 2010, 11:15,
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He was...Meant to look like he was merely holding a chocolate bar. But on reflection yes, it looks like its his penis.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16,
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When at uni my sister accidentally sat on and broke a pint glass, hospitalising herself thankfully only very briefly for cut buttocks.Sympathy? Her nickname was "Crunchy" for the rest of the year.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16,
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Was the accident on a Friday?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19,
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Yeah'Accidently' Like hoovering with just a dressing gown on and falling down the stairs awkwardly? That kind of accidently?
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Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19,
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Come nowShe might be ugly but she's not a slag.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 11:21,
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