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[challenge entry] CONDOMS GIVE AIDS!!!!
condom god catholic science wrong hiv

they bloody do!!
God Said So!

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# *grinds teeth at tautology*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I used to have a catalogue of machinery
and in it was advertised the "New England NERCC Rotary Chuck Capper". Very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Grarrrgh!
I heard a so-called IT specialist on the radio the other day talking about ISP providers. My teeth are now ground to bloody stumps.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# AUTOMATED ATM MACHINES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# TLA Acronyms everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# *explodes with rage*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Grrr
LCD Display
PIN number
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# AMD degeneration
(Working for the NHS again, it's worrying how bad highly educated doctors are for this. Also seen in a patient's notes the other day: 'Eyes itchy and saw')
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# That's not neccessarily wrong though, is it?
my (un)favourite is DAT tapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# But it doesn't say what they saw!
My current bugbear is the HIP packs that the government are scrapping...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# tautology? how so?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Oh come on.
There's only 14 words on the whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Human Imunnodeficiency Virus virus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I apologise
I enjoy your post, but placing the word 'virus' after the acronym 'HIV' makes me madder than a mad thing. It's silly and petty I know, but it sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to hurt people.

You're not the only one to do it though, so fret not.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# It's not really a tautology
more a case of RAS Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# is that what people get when they give away their PIN number?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^this
and most of the examples above aren't tautologies. Not all viruses are HIV, not all providers provide internet service.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Tautology: 1. (Linguistics / Grammar) the use of words that merely repeat elements of the meaning already conveyed
Ergo, in the case of ISP provider, stating the word provider is unnecessary as it has already been covered in the acronym ISP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# 1. Logic
a. a compound propositional form all of whose instances are true, as “A or not A.”
b. an instance of such a form, as “This candidate will win or will not win.”

We can't go allowing people to change the language as they see fit, what next, the word Internet in the dictionary?!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# If you didn't spot it
You need to look more closely at your LCD display ;)
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# HI Virus just is not as catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Oh hi virus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# If we rebranded it
People with it wouldent feel bad therefore eradicating the problem

we can be rich
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I can be rich
As I have taken your idea, published, profited and run away to the Bahamas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Damitt
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Christ on a bike!!!!

you're right, that is a tad silly and petty :D

it's a poster saying condoms not only allow the HIV (virus) to pass through it, but also upgrades it to "Super"

it's not real and kinda taking the piss?
no?


I shall now wear my dunces cap all day though. I hope that makes you happier :P

xx

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# So, you were using a redundant acronym for extra mocking of the catholic church?
Sounds perfectly good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *tips a wink*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# If you can take the piss through the condom
You probably shouldn't use it for Sexing™
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# O_O

* NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I will not look at this TTFN for now
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:43, archived)