I just found this one, don't remember it at all, but I quite like it
( , Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
( , Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
hahaha!
God that used to be soooo much fun.
There was obviously a lot of long drawn out stories from me, but my favourite that i do not remember writing, is the simple:
"I jammed his head through the bars of the cot
so he couldn't move. A pointless action really, as he'd passed away from cot death a fortnight ago. There was an audible squelch as I plunged my manhood deep into his tattered, rotting love hole, as 14 days worth of stale spunk came spurting back out."
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Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:32,
archived)
There was obviously a lot of long drawn out stories from me, but my favourite that i do not remember writing, is the simple:
"I jammed his head through the bars of the cot
so he couldn't move. A pointless action really, as he'd passed away from cot death a fortnight ago. There was an audible squelch as I plunged my manhood deep into his tattered, rotting love hole, as 14 days worth of stale spunk came spurting back out."