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[challenge entry] *sigh*

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Nice balls
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I spent all day yesterday polishing them
corrr matron, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Are you laughing at my willy? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Is this just TOAP?
(if it is, nice dick dicko)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Todger on a pine-tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Tired Old Aged Penis?
All my own work ;P

Thanks Dicko
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# HIYA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Well fuck a duck!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# EYE NO RIGHT?
I was having a conversation about erotic literature with a chum (cellmate) and brought myself over here to gather up my old stories for JJ to show him. God I used to be funny.

Is this place still shit?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Worse than ever
no one ever even rapes frozen tramps eye sockets any more

edit/ we should compile all our cartoon time suggestions into a book and sell it to cunts and wotnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I like this idea.
Does he still come on here pedalling his sick beastiality filth?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Yes, we still get eyebrows and the gimp or whatever it's called most days
about 3 weeks ago, it had a joke in it.

I got to fuck off for a while, come back and spraff sexy wankshite more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I just found this one, don't remember it at all, but I quite like it
www.b3ta.com/board/6866054
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!
God that used to be soooo much fun.

There was obviously a lot of long drawn out stories from me, but my favourite that i do not remember writing, is the simple:

‎"I jammed his head through the bars of the cot
so he couldn't move. A pointless action really, as he'd passed away from cot death a fortnight ago. There was an audible squelch as I plunged my manhood deep into his tattered, rotting love hole, as 14 days worth of stale spunk came spurting back out."
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10288680
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Aw i'm missing out
not on your shite, on his comic strip, obvs.

I prefer facebook. It has pictures of GIRLS.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Well, I'm posting up pictures of my willy for laughs.
Draw your own conclusions:D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's like the good old days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# \o/
Happy days are here again
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# And you must be Auntie Em & Uncle Remus
Oh there's no place like home!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# And you were there...and you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *unbookmarks spankwire*
*bookmarks b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
Bauble guy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I only wanted to sell them on eBay...
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You are basically a torso, cock & bush
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# You know me so well :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# quite a nice picture really.
can you do a series and release them as a pack of charity cards for next christmas.

also, you should have done this on the forth plinth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*bauble joke goes here*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)