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# I just found this in my garden

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Give it jelly
Green jelly. It will placate it.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# marry
it!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Surrender
It's either a Hell-demon or has a natty war-helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# worship
it
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# or failing that
curry it
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Fear
it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Personally...
...I'd check into rehab.
(Astatine, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# go to your local garden centre
and get a different ornament
(el pedro, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!
hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Call
it Malcolm
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:31, archived)
# back away,
really slowly, and don't make eye contact.

blimeh, that's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Listen to METAL
Preferably Slayer, or perhaps something by Celtic Frost...
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 10 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Awww
all it wants is some love and attention......
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Run
very fast, in the direction of 'away'!
(Spill, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)